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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy · Season 1, Episode 18

Carson in “Stand Up and Deliver: Kevin D”

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[on seeing a photo of Kevin's glamorous model girlfriend] I like long walks on the beach, leopard-print bikinis, and squalor.

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