Jeremy quotes from QI

Stephen

And who are the most dangerous cars driven by in the world?

Oh, are we talking about men or women, children, babies, dogs...

Stephen

No, nationalities. The most dangerous cars are green apparently, and driven by the Chinese.

Alan Davies

...called tanks.

Jeremy Clarkson

Animals, insects...

Clive Anderson

Dust mites.

...bits of smashed badgers.

[incredulous] Smashed badgers is coming up there!?

I was going "I wonder what happens if you put your foot in that?" and [claps hands] BOOM! It's got a sort of velvety, soft, rather comfortable place to get stuck.

Stephen

Doesn't it start ingesting it and squirting enzymes at your foot?

I was more worried by the meter saying how much air I had left in the tanks.

Stephen

Aren't you supposed to have a buddy when you dive?

Oh, I did. That was my wife, she had buggered off.