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S1 E15

QI · Season 1, Episode 15

Jeremy and Stephen in “Unfinished Business”

[on getting his foot stuck in a giant clam]

I was going "I wonder what happens if you put your foot in that?" and [claps hands] BOOM! It's got a sort of velvety, soft, rather comfortable place to get stuck.

Doesn't it start ingesting it and squirting enzymes at your foot?

I was more worried by the meter saying how much air I had left in the tanks.

Aren't you supposed to have a buddy when you dive?

Oh, I did. That was my wife, she had buggered off.

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