Alan Davies quotes from QI

Alan Davies

In the first episode someone could've just come in and shot them.

Romesh Ranganathan

[Imitating Yogi Bear] Boo-Boo! It's getting dark! I'm loosing blood, Boo-Boo!

Alan Davies

[Imitating Boo-Boo Bear] Don't go to sleep, Yogi! Don't go to sleep!

Romesh Ranganathan

[Imitating Yogi Bear] I don't think I'm gonna make it, Boo-Boo! I can see a great big pic-a-nic basket in the sky, Boo-Boo!

Rhod Gilbert

Spying was a lot more hassle in those days. Now all you need is somebody's maiden name and their pet's name and you're off.

Alan Davies

If you're a Russian you just have to go and see Donald Trump and ask him.

Sandi Toksvig

Which part of the body was used to stop the Netherlands flooding in 1953?

Bill Bailey

Somebody put their finger in a dike!

Sandi Toksvig

No, we mentioned on QI before, the story of a Dutch boy sticking his finger in a dike is a myth. What other body-part might you stick into a hole to st…[general tittering]

Alan Davies

The penis.

Alan Davies

I sucked into that.

Sandi Toksvig

I can categorically tell you, no dyke needs a penis.