Which part of the body was used to stop the Netherlands flooding in 1953?
Somebody put their finger in a dike!
[Forfeit klaxon: “Finger”]
No, we mentioned on QI before, the story of a Dutch boy sticking his finger in a dike is a myth. What other body-part might you stick into a hole to st…[general tittering]
The penis.
[Forfeit klaxon: “Penis”]
I sucked into that.
I can categorically tell you, no dyke needs a penis.
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