[Speaking to Tanya] These are cops, this [pointing to Gus] is Deon Richmond--
No, I'm not.
I'm a psychic. I see things and I feel things.
TTanya
Do you wanna feel what you see?
I can't lose with this girl.
S5 E2Feet Don't Kill Me Now
S5 E3Not Even Close ... Encounters
You need to stop taking your frustration with Shawn out on Henry.
Better him than the neighbor's cat. [lets Henry out of the locked police car]
I coulda suffocated in there!
Please, I cracked a window!
I'm glad Shawn peanut buttered your phone the other day!
I knew that was him!
GUYS!
I still have Jif in my ear...
Roy... May I call you Phil?
RRoy
I'd rather you didn't.
Fair enough.
RRoy
What are you guys, UFO chasers?
Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives.
The only thing that we were blinded with was...
Science!
Never gets old.
Nope.
[To Dennis, after he knocks his tooth out with a nunchaku.] You looked like a badass, until you clocked yourself in the face. You needed this, man.
[Juliet and Lassiter arrive. Lassie tasers Dennis who is still holding the nunchakus.]
He didn't need that.
DDennis
Why did he just tilt his head and squint?
It's his I-got-a-clue face.
[to Gus] Have you been seeing clues this whole time?!
We want to know what you found in his stomach.
...
The object was a flash drive.
Now when you say flash drive, is that coroner code for an alien embryo that hatches in people's ear?
No, that's the word starfish.
...
Thanks, Woody. You stay creepy.
You know I will.
Guess who is now the proud owner of this home, along with the 700 similar ones that make up this tiny town.
Shawn, if you say us, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
What is the world's coolest truck doing here?
...
Whatever it is I highly suggest we do not touch it. [Hears truck start and looks up to see Shawn in the driver's seat.] Shawn!
Gus, the keys were already in the ignition. What was I supposed to do?
Not start it.
Well, it's not that easy.
Actually it is.
S5 E4Chivalry Is Not Dead ... But Someone Is
Come on chief, let me run with this one.
[seated in a corner] What if we let them work together? Separately, but together?
[pointing at Henry] That lonely bald guy in the corner makes no sense.
Am I the only person that's freaked out he's been sitting there the whole time?
You're not afraid of competition, are you Shawn?
Of course not. As long as doesn't involve people trying to best each other.
What the hell are you wearing, Spencer?
[disguised] I ain't Spencer; I'm Soupcan Sam.
She's obviously meeting a new boy toy. Maybe one even younger than the last.
Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?
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