Look Gus, he's literally taking her to the bank.
What's next, the cleaners? [point at each other]
S5 E4Chivalry Is Not Dead ... But Someone Is
You just pressed my competitive button and now it's on.
I'd be frightened if you were wearing any buttons.
[Shawn slams a jar of pennies on the counter to get Prescott's attention]
What are you doing here?
I'm here to see my money. They keep it in a special room in the back, with a trampoline. I'm gonna roll around in it for a while, maybe make it rain sort of like that scene from Indecent Proposal except no sex. MAYBE SEX!
[reading a letter] "...signed "Shown" Spencer". You misspelled your name.
I did that on purpose.
No you didn't.
You're right, I was on a hurry and I didn't have spell check.
You need spell check for your own name?
May I ask you a personal question?
Sure.
Have you ever been tested for idiocy?
The truth is, I want to change, I need to change.
You got that right.
I want my father, on his deathbed, four, or five years from now, to look at me and say, 'That, that is the man that I raised.' And I want him to be pointing at some other guy, because that means that maybe, just maybe, I am not his biological son.
S5 E5Shawn and Gus in Drag (Racing)
You're not going anywhere because you're not on this case.
Understood. DAAAAAD!
They're on this case.
Henry!
What do you two know about street racing anyway?
Only what we learned from The Fast and The Furious. So... everything.
I don't collect dolls.
PPaget
You look like the kind of guy who does.
I'm Shawn and this is my associate, M. C. Clap Your Handz. [Gus claps his hands.]
With a Z.
TTommy
Is this you ride? [Henry's pick up truck] Seriously?
She may look like hell, she may sound like hell, she may run like, she may smell like hell...
Shawn...
But she is fast as HELL.
Are we dead?
I'm not. But if you are, can I have the 6,218 dollars there are in your rainy day money market account?
How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?
Wild guess.
Why are you singing Lassiter's danger music?
It's catchy.
S5 E6Viagra Falls
I'm not a palm reader, I'm a psychic.
BBoone
What you are is 172 pounds of we don't give a damn.
Gus and I never know when to throw in the towel.
We're always ready for the next round.
Ring the bell.
Ding, ding.
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