“Chivalry Is Not Dead ... But Someone Is” · Season 5, Episode 4
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (9), Prescott (5), Gus (3), Carlton Lassiter (3), Henry Spencer (2)
Come on chief, let me run with this one.
[seated in a corner] What if we let them work together? Separately, but together?
[pointing at Henry] That lonely bald guy in the corner makes no sense.
Am I the only person that's freaked out he's been sitting there the whole time?
You're not afraid of competition, are you Shawn?
Of course not. As long as doesn't involve people trying to best each other.
What the hell are you wearing, Spencer?
[disguised] I ain't Spencer; I'm Soupcan Sam.
She's obviously meeting a new boy toy. Maybe one even younger than the last.
Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?
Look Gus, he's literally taking her to the bank.
What's next, the cleaners? [point at each other]
You just pressed my competitive button and now it's on.
I'd be frightened if you were wearing any buttons.
[Shawn slams a jar of pennies on the counter to get Prescott's attention]
What are you doing here?
I'm here to see my money. They keep it in a special room in the back, with a trampoline. I'm gonna roll around in it for a while, maybe make it rain sort of like that scene from Indecent Proposal except no sex. MAYBE SEX!
[reading a letter] "...signed "Shown" Spencer". You misspelled your name.
I did that on purpose.
No you didn't.
You're right, I was on a hurry and I didn't have spell check.
You need spell check for your own name?
May I ask you a personal question?
Sure.
Have you ever been tested for idiocy?
The truth is, I want to change, I need to change.
You got that right.
I want my father, on his deathbed, four, or five years from now, to look at me and say, 'That, that is the man that I raised.' And I want him to be pointing at some other guy, because that means that maybe, just maybe, I am not his biological son.
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