“Shawn vs. The Red Phantom” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (6), Gus (3), Juliet O'Hara (2), Carlton Lassiter (1), Karen Vick (1)
You're not hired. I can't pay you. If it turns out there's something to it, I'll make sure you get put on the case. That's all I can do.
Juliet, I'm quite sure we could work out some kind of services exchange. You see I like to do some sketching myself and sometimes I need a model.
Huh! [gets up and walks from the room]
Was that inappropriate? ...Felt ok.
This place is trashed.
Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by.
I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?
I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answers to.
Then never ask your boyfriend if he thinks your sister's hot.
I don't have a sister.
How about a boyfriend?
Dude. Some guy in a wolf costume with a light saber just said hi to you.
[evasive] I don't know that guy.
He looked right at you.
He was mistaken.
He said, 'Hi, Gus.' And then, another dude with a cape and a codpiece gave you a half-nod.
My water just broke.
Are you sure?
No, Carlton, there's water spilling out of me for some other reason!
Oh no... Oh, can you move my briefcase?
Wait, was this the movie you dragged me to where the hero had big nipples on the outside of his costume?
[quietly] Damn those nipples!
[chuckles] They were like big, angry marshmallows!
Let me get this straight. You pulled me out of work to investigate a case, which is not a case, in which we probably won't get paid?
Who are you kidding? I pulled you out of a Starbucks where you were pretending to finish your route you actually finished yesterday, so we could do a small favor for Juliet, that will grant us much larger favors in the future! Preferably ones that can't be mentioned in the presence of nuns or men of God.
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