Gus quotes from Psych

Gus

You can talk all you want, but facts and logic will win out this time.

Shawn

Facts and logic are in the corner of the guy who thinks he's going to get his face melted off?

Shawn

Dude, he took that van!

The mummy?

Gus

Great, now we got a mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch knows how to drive stick?

Shawn

I don't think anyone's here.

Gus

How sure are you?

Shawn

Fairly to pretty damn.

Gus

Paleo-Sleuth Shawn Spencer?

Shawn

I know.

Gus

I dug that thing up too!

Shawn

Gus, believe me, I was appalled by myself for a second, really, but then I noticed, look, they didn't forget you completely!

Gus

Where?

Shawn

There! Right there! At the "photo by" section.

Gus

That is "photo by BRUTON GASTER"!

Shawn

Well, I gave 'em the info when I was driving through a tunnel so that probably played a role.

Shawn

What is wrong with this flag?

Gus

Everything.

Shawn

Besides that.

Gus

The sign says "Do not touch", Shawn.

Shawn

[while taking off the sign] Not anymore!

Shawn

[after Haversham's dog jumps on the window] That dog is kind of an A-hole.

Gus

I think he sees something.

Shawn

Yeah, urine stains on my pants!

Shawn

Oh my God. This isn't a joke. You're really quitting Psych?

Gus

I am so sorry, Shawn.

Shawn

In a text message, no less?!

Gus

Shawn? What the heck are you doing here?

Shawn

I should ask you the same question.

Gus

I work here!

Shawn

I should ask you a different question.

Lassiter

[about his date] We met at the Santa Barbara Bowl at the Ravi Shankar concert last week, and she asked me out on a date.

Gus

Who goes to someone else's reunion when they barely even know them?

Shawn

Who goes to a Ravi Shankar concert?

Gus

Excuse me, what happened to the last bunch?

Well, we can't talk about it for legal reasons. All I know is our attorney said that, "It ain't decapitation if the head don't come off all the way."

Shawn

Life insurance policy?

Gus

It doesn't make any sense.

Shawn

Tell me about it. ...Dude, seriously, tell me about it. I have no idea what this means.

Gus

You never could understand legalese.

Shawn

Oh really? Remind me who it was who set up our Psych 401(k)s?

Gus

Oh, you mean our 601(k)s? Because India doesn't have 401(k)s.

Shawn

It's a growth economy, Gus. We've already made, like, 500 rupee.

Gus

That's thirteen dollars.

Shawn

They call this a motorcycle show? There's like four motorcycles here. They don't even have the bike from Blue Thunder.

Gus

That was a helicopter.

Shawn

...[Dutch] jumped Springfield Gorge.

Gus

That was Homer Simpson.

Vick

Let me be frank.

Shawn

As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.

Gus

Why do I always have to be Sammy?

Shawn

Fine, he's Sammy. That makes you Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want? You want to be Joey Bishop?

Juliet

SHAWN!

Shawn

Jules, how often does someone set you up with "Let me be Frank"?

Juliet

Shawn, don't forget that you are in a lot of trouble here and I am probably the only person in this room who cares to see you get out of it. Now it's 2:30 in the morning; we've been here for hours. Enough with the jokes; stop delaying and tell us what we want to hear!

Shawn

[turns to Gus stunned] Oh my God, that was so hot.