“Daredevils!” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Gus (4), Shawn Spencer (3), Carlton Lassiter (1), Juliet O'Hara (1)
[Carlton is talking to a woman in his car during a stakeout]
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm just talking to your friend Blair here. She...she's great. We have so much in common.
She's not my friend.
What do you mean? You didn't send her down here to meet me?
No. I don't invite friends to dangerous stakeouts. But I know her. She's a professional.
[to Blair] Please tell me you're a hit-man.
Excuse me, what happened to the last bunch?
Well, we can't talk about it for legal reasons. All I know is our attorney said that, "It ain't decapitation if the head don't come off all the way."
Life insurance policy?
It doesn't make any sense.
Tell me about it. ...Dude, seriously, tell me about it. I have no idea what this means.
You never could understand legalese.
Oh really? Remind me who it was who set up our Psych 401(k)s?
Oh, you mean our 601(k)s? Because India doesn't have 401(k)s.
It's a growth economy, Gus. We've already made, like, 500 rupee.
That's thirteen dollars.
They call this a motorcycle show? There's like four motorcycles here. They don't even have the bike from Blue Thunder.
That was a helicopter.
...[Dutch] jumped Springfield Gorge.
That was Homer Simpson.
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