Gus quotes from Psych

Shawn

[Speaking to Tanya] These are cops, this [pointing to Gus] is Deon Richmond--

Gus

No, I'm not.

Shawn

I'm a psychic. I see things and I feel things.

Do you wanna feel what you see?

Shawn

I can't lose with this girl.

Shawn

The only thing that we were blinded with was...

Gus

Science!

Shawn

Never gets old.

Gus

Nope.

Why did he just tilt his head and squint?

Gus

It's his I-got-a-clue face.

Gus

We want to know what you found in his stomach.

Woody

The object was a flash drive.

Gus

Now when you say flash drive, is that coroner code for an alien embryo that hatches in people's ear?

Woody

No, that's the word starfish.

Shawn

Thanks, Woody. You stay creepy.

Woody

You know I will.

Shawn

Guess who is now the proud owner of this home, along with the 700 similar ones that make up this tiny town.

Gus

Shawn, if you say us, I'm gonna punch you in the face.

Shawn

What is the world's coolest truck doing here?

Gus

Whatever it is I highly suggest we do not touch it. [Hears truck start and looks up to see Shawn in the driver's seat.] Shawn!

Shawn

Gus, the keys were already in the ignition. What was I supposed to do?

Gus

Not start it.

Shawn

Well, it's not that easy.

Gus

Actually it is.

Lassiter

Come on chief, let me run with this one.

Henry

[seated in a corner] What if we let them work together? Separately, but together?

Shawn

[pointing at Henry] That lonely bald guy in the corner makes no sense.

Gus

Am I the only person that's freaked out he's been sitting there the whole time?

Lassiter

She's obviously meeting a new boy toy. Maybe one even younger than the last.

Gus

Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?

Shawn

Look Gus, he's literally taking her to the bank.

Gus

What's next, the cleaners? [point at each other]

Shawn

I'm Shawn and this is my associate, M. C. Clap Your Handz. [Gus claps his hands.]

Gus

With a Z.

Is this you ride? [Henry's pick up truck] Seriously?

Shawn

She may look like hell, she may sound like hell, she may run like, she may smell like hell...

Gus

Shawn...

Shawn

But she is fast as HELL.

Gus

Are we dead?

Shawn

I'm not. But if you are, can I have the 6,218 dollars there are in your rainy day money market account?

Gus

How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?

Shawn

Wild guess.

Gus

Why are you singing Lassiter's danger music?

Shawn

It's catchy.

Shawn

Gus and I never know when to throw in the towel.

Gus

We're always ready for the next round.

Shawn

Ring the bell.

Gus

Ding, ding.

How did you know she was lying?

Shawn

I'm a psychic, Peters.

Gus

How did you know she was lying?

[in unison] She's a woman.