Okay, I'm going to take your pointy sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.
[pointing to the knight] Stop! What is this piece called?
I call him Dwight.
[pointing to the bishop] What is this one called?
B.A. Baracus.
“If You're So Smart, then Why Are You Dead?” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (6), Gus (3), Carlton Lassiter (2), Henry Spencer (1)
It's a chance to go undercover in high school, a la 21 Jump Street? Obviously, I'm Johnny Depp; sadly, you can only pass for Holly Robinson.
[after Shawns wipes makeup off of suspect's forehead] He's wearing makeup!
SStudent
Is he gay?
No! ...Um, maybe. [pause] Look, I... I don't know.
[sees Lassiter and gasps] It's a miracle!
Thank God you're all right!
We heard a cop named Lassie died. Jules, tell me you got the flowers.
Lassie III was a retired police dog.
From the obit, it's amazing what you two had in common--strong, dedicated, loyal.
Bouts with ringworm, expressive eyes, goes like this after he poops. [theatrically wipes his feet on the ground]
First the stick, then the carrot.
You don't even know what that means.
Leave me alone.
Where do I get a juice box and does it come in grapalicious.
SShockley
We made notes for you. Bullet points you might wanna try to hit. Don't show any fear.
GGoddard
Don't split any infinitives.
SShockley
Don't dangle your participles.
At least not in public.
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