You're mad.
I'm not mad; I'm happy, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.
That explains your shoes.
“Sixty-Five Million Years Off” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (13), Gus (3), Juliet O'Hara (2), Henry Spencer (1)
Don't panic. Those bites are consistent with a T-Rex bite.
You know that?
Yes, I know that. [shows picture of himself in the mouth of a T-Rex skeleton] I was canned from the Wyoming National Museum for that shot. The bruises didn't go away for a year, but it was totally worth it. It was my best screensaver ever!
I can play six degrees of dinosaur with you right now... You've never been in a movie with Kevin Bacon or a dilophosaurus, have you?
How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?
First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.
Detective Lassiter is literally on fire.
Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial fire, or misusing the word "literally" fire?
Shawn, I've been worried about you since you turned three and started eating your own toenails.
Is she still mad about me requisitioning the segway
You did that?
No....
Where'd you get that suit, the toilet store?
Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle.
Well look who's on board and acting like a whacked wombat!
[sees Lassiter and Chief Vick outside] Aw Man! He really is on fire! Literally.
Aw Gus! That thing is brighter then the sun. I think you just gave me glaucoma.
Doodles are the windows to the soul, Gus.
Zippy the dinosaur! Discovered by paleoslueth Shawn Spencer! Psych
Zippy the dinosaur! Discovered by paleo-sleuth Shawn Spencer!
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