S3 E12The Headsucker's Moxy/Equal Fights
Susan B. Anthony coins, huh?
Do you even know who she was?
FFFemme Fatale
[confused] Er...She was...Uh...Um...
Once upon a time, women weren't allowed to do much of anything.
Susan B. Anthony knew that that was wrong.
In 1872, she broke the law by voting, and even though she was found guilty, the feds wanted to go easy on her...
GGirls
Because she was a girl!
And not send her to jail!
FFFemme Fatale
[stammering] Well, you know, she was this...Well, men! Girls should...Oh, man! [attempts to escape, but is cornered by Buttercup]
Susan B. Anthony didn’t want special treatment, she wanted to be treated equally!
[Femme Fatale tries to run, but is cornered by Bubbles]
She demanded that she be sent to jail, just like any man who broke the law!
[Femme Fatale tries to run pass Bubbles, but is stopped by Blossom]
[holds up the Susan B. Anthony coin] And that's exactly what we're gonna do to you. [throws the coin at Femme Fatale's face]
[The girls proceed to beat her up]
All right, Bubbles! what animal do you have hiding in there?!
He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!
DDentist
[after working on Mojo's teeth] Okay, Mr. Jojo, you're all done, and since you've been such a good boy, here's a lollipop.
[Mojo, his cheeks swollen, walks out of the examination room, clutching a lollipop]
[Mojo sees the Gangreen Gang, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him in the waiting room with their faces swollen and needing dental care]
[lisping] What happened to you guys?! No, don't tell me. Buttercup?! I bet you were just sitting at home, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, bam, pow, crack! Buttercup bursts in, and starts beating your face, knocks out as many teeth that she can, and then takes off with them!
[the other villains groan in pain and agreement]
[lisping] This is an outrage!
GGGangreen Gang, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him
Huh?
[lisping] AN OUTRAGE! AN OUTRAGE!!! Something must be done!
[Mojo fires laser beams from his robot, Him fires with his energy beam from his mouth, and Princess fires her blaster rays from her hands, hitting the girls. Fuzzy throws a rock on them. They are stunned]
[effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?
Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious!
I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?!
[effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!
No. Too fancy. We shall be known simply as...the Beat-Alls!
["A Hard Day's Night" is heard as their faces are half-hidden in shadow a la the Beatles album]
[Girls scream as a parody of "A Hard Day's Night" plays]
SBStuart Best
[voice over] Yes, screaming girls everywhere ran screaming whenever the Beat-Alls made the scene. [the foursome walk single file along a crosswalk, in a scene reminiscent of the Beatles' album Abbey Road] Individually, it had been a long and winding road. [they enter the National Trust Bank] But together, the Beat-Alls, or the "Bad Four", as they were also known, had finally conquered Townsville.
SBStuart Best
[voice over] And Fuzzy, the shy one...
I'm gonna let you down and leave you flat! [throws the rock and crushes the girls, silencing them]
SBStuart Best
[voice over] ...provides the rock. Thus the Brutish Invasion had begun. [the girls are repeatedly blasted and crushed] Again... and again... and again... [the Beat-Alls are leaning over a balcony smiling down, reminiscent of the Beatles' album Please Please Me] ...the girls were defeated by the Beat Alls. Till eventually, [they disappear] the girls stopped showing up entirely. [the Beat-Alls are pummeling a band that bears a striking resemblance to the Beatles] And the Beat-Alls had a ticket to ride.
[to the audience] Will the people in the cheap seats please leave? And the rest of you, hand over your jewelry!
[They do, followed by B&W head shots of each villain in various goofy poses]
SBStuart Best
[voice over] Having finally bested the Powerpuff Girls, the Beat-Alls rushed to the top of the charts of the Most Wanted list. [wanted posters appear on the screen] When questioned, authorities had this to say.
SPSgt. Pepper
[resembles Old Fred from Yellow Submarine] Thank you. My name is Sergeant Pepper of the Townsville Police, and at the request of my commanding officers, I'd like to make this statement. [clearing throat, as the parody tune of Hey Bulldog begins] Help! We need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! We need the Powerpuff Girls! [clearing throat again] Thank you.
[referencing various Beatles songs] Oh, girls...Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. [[w:Eight Days a Week|Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.
If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...
We're never saving the day again.
Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?
Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.
Fuzzy, he does that-that rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.
[aiming his laser gun] I want to hold your cash!
MMan
[pointing] Too late. Somebody beat you to it.
[During a parody of I Want You (She's So Heavy), Mojo climbs the ladder and finds some tiny writing: "This is A Stick up!"]
Brilliant! Who is responsible for this? Who is behind such a unique and innovative approach to committing... [sees a female monkey] crimes? [during a parody of Strawberry Fields Forever, they fall in love] I've got to get you into my life! [she lets loose a scream at eardrum-piercing levels] I love you too!
[The Beat-Alls steal items during a parody of The Ballad of John and Yoko]
So tell us again why we're only stealing toilet paper, light bulbs, milk, flour, and eggs.
Well, Moko's idea is that stealing items that are all white isn't against the law. So it's okay to take them.
It's all right 'cause they're all white!
[Princess sighs in disgust, Him looks very annoyed, and Fuzzy drops his load]
[Mojo Jojo and Moko Jono are screaming their heads off, making everyone cover their ears in irritation, including the other Beat-Alls]
[effeminate] Mojo! Mojo! [demonic] MOJO!
[effeminate] I STILL DON'T GET IT!
THE LOUDER YOU YELL, THE MORE PAIN IT CAUSES THE LISTENER! AND THEIR PAIN IS OUR PLEASURE!
[Several citizens are shown covering their ears, including the Beatles themselves]
[demonic] UGH! MOJO, YOU'RE A PAIN!
FPFuzzy, Princess and Him
WE QUIT!
GOOD, GOOD! BUT EVEN LOUDER!
[The other Beat-Alls groan and storm off]
[effeminate] Let's get back to where we once belonged.
[Princess, Him, and Fuzzy are deploying their respective weapons during a parody tune of The End]
The Beat-Alls are up on the rooftops, and they're destroying Townsville! They just won't let it be!
[nervously] The...Beat-Alls?
Well, three of them, at least. [they hang up] Uh, hello?...Girls?...Oh...
[gasping] Look! [news everywhere say "BEAT-ALLS ARE OVER."] Here! There! EVERYWHERE! I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside, a feeling I can't hide! Oh, no!
Huh?...Hey! You erased my drawing!
[now stands nearby, angry] What are you apologizing for? She shouldn’t draw her stupid pictures on the blacktop if she doesn’t want 'em played on!
I have every right that you do to be here!
Oh, yeah?! Well, I don’t...
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
A playground is for playing!
AND DRAWING IS PLAYING, YOU NINNY!
[They start to argue at full voice, and other kids turn to watch, including Blossom]
CChildren
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
[As they chant, they gather in a ring around the two squabbling sisters. Blossom, floating behind the group, moves in for a closer look and then pushes her way to the front]
[pushes her sisters away] All right, break it up, break it up! [everyone falls silent] What’s going on here?
[pointing to Buttercup] Well, she started it!
She was the one drawing all over the place!
Shut up!!! [Bubbles and Buttercup stop arguing] Bubbles, you first.
Well, I was just minding my own business, drawing...
Buttercup, let Bubbles finish!
Buttercup has to share the blacktop just like everyone else.
[losing it] NO WAY! I'm not sharing nothing! This is the playground! There's plenty of paper in the classroom! She doesn't need to fill the blacktop with her scribbles! You know what I think of Bubbles and her drawings? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?! [destroys Bubbles' chalks by stomping violently on it with her foot. Bubbles is shocked] That's what I think.
[Bubbles becomes enraged. She growls as she tries to get enough energy to punch Buttercup, but she can't because she is too kind-hearted. For a few seconds desperately tries to hold control of her emotions but loses it. Bubbles bursts into a fit of misery and tears, crying loudly as she flies away to a forest. Blossom watches with a saddened shock.]
[As the chalk monsters attack Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]
EVERYONE GET INSIDE! [all the kids run into the classroom. A giant chalk turtle smashes the classroom's roof] EVERYONE GET OUTSIDE!
[The kids run back outside]
[Bubbles uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]
You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!
I am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute... little... butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think, girls?
NO! [disappears in a flash of light]
[The monsters turn back into harmless chalk drawings]
Yeah, you rock, Bubbles! [Quickly her emotion fades. She looks down at the ground, remorseful for how she acted earlier] Um...I, uh...um...well, I...
[she hugs Buttercup] That's okay. I forgive you.
