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[offscreen] Bubbles!
[Camera turns around to show Blossom and Buttercup hovering behind Bubbles]
Nope.
Bubbles!
I’m not listening.
Bubbles, turn around!
Huh? [turns; still blurry]
Come on, put your glasses on and help us!
Uh-uh, you'll laugh at me!
We will not. Now put them on!
[Bubbles resigns and puts the glasses on. Blossom and Buttercup once again laugh uncontrollably]
[takes off the glasses again; even angrier] See?
[still laughing] We're sorry, we're sorry.
Well, girls, I should have known. I'm sorry for not trusting your judgment. You were right about Mitch. And I have to admit, your solution is very creative.
[Reveals Mitch being chased by the mutant Twiggy in a gigantic exercise wheel.]
Hoo! That Twiggy is a biggie!
[as he enters the chief's office] Hey, man.
Don't "man" me, sit down. [gestures to a seat]
So what's up, Chief?
You're fired, Brickowski. [our cop-out cop reacts] I want you out of here immediately.
[breaks out into a smile and laughs heartily, thinking it is all a joke and he's not being kicked off the force because of his lazy behavior] Chief, you crack me up!
[snaps] THIS IS NO JOKE! YOU ARE THE WORST, MOST INCOMPETENT OFFICER I HAVE EVER KNOWN! [calming down, sitting back down in his chair] Now hand over your badge.
You...want my badge?
Did I stutter? Now hand it over. [Brickowski hands over his badge and the Chief takes it as he continues over. The same is then repeated with the other items the Chief lists] Good. Your sunglasses. [Brickowski also hands over a red pistol, his service weapon, but the Chief's hand waves it away] No, no, you can keep that. Little souvenir for ya. That doughnut's looking good though. [Brickowski hands over a donut] Oh, yeah. [takes a bite]
Hey, I know what this is really about. It's those Powerpuff Girls' fault. They do all the work and now you gotta make cutbacks, so you're laying off good old Brickowski. WELL, I THINK THAT STINKS!!! [casts his gaze to his right, and punches the photo of the chief with the Powerpuff Girls, and shatters the glass, making the frame fall to the ground. He charges off before slamming the door behind him]
[about Brickowski's behavior] Son of a gun.
[sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!
[disguised as Lucky Captain Rabbit King] All right, cool it down! Cool it down. Now, uh... [clears his throat] Listen up. The Captain and Tennille has a headache. I'm just here for some cereal, then I'll be on my way. [reaches for the box of Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]
[swipes the cereal box] You think we're that stupid?
We know you have to try and trick us.
Yeah, just like in the commercials!
So don't come back until you've got something good! [slams the door in the thief's face. A moment later, the doorbell rings and she answers it]
[in his fake deep voice] Hey, did you guys just see my twin brother?
[slams the door in his face again] Weak!
Gir-
[from inside bedroom] Okay! [back to the door] Presenting...Townsville's newest heroes! [the door opens, and she somersaults down the stairs to land in front of the Professor. She is fully decked out in the outfit that was hanging in the closet] Liberty Belle!
[A cloud of black fog seeps out of the room and down the stairs. It forms into a silhouette of Buttercup, with glowing green eyes and shreds of mist trailing behind]
[in a low, scratchy voice] Mange.
[from inside bedroom] And don't forget... [something white sails out and bounds all over the place like a crazed Superball before settling down. It is Bubbles, wearing the hood and a matching jumpsuit and carrying the lunchbox] ...Harmony Bunny!
And we are...!
...Too late. [hangs up the phone as they watch in total bewilderment, then regards them with a raised eyebrow. It is clear he is disappointed in them screwing around for so long and not leaving at once to deal with the monster threat; dryly] Better heroes, huh?
[The girls hang their heads sadly]
[looks at his Jigglypuff watch] Confound it! Where can those blasted girls be?! [high-beam headlights play over the two of them] Oh!
[stops the car and climbs out] Sorry we're late, Mayor.
[bouncing into view, dismounting] But we're here!
[dropping into view] And ready to fight!
Splendid! But there's a teensy little problem. THE MONSTER LEFT! Better heroes, huh?
[Again the girls hang their heads for being tardy to the fight]
STOP!!!
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.
Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?!
We're superheroes!
Real ones!
Yeah, well, that's great and all. But what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles 'cause you didn't need them. [takes the Girls' costumes off] See, even if you take away the costumes, the props and the angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say? [knocks over the building] Powerpuff Girls?
[The girls smile at each other]
Let's get him, girls!
[The girls charge at Steve]
Now, that's better. [finally gets beaten up by the girls]
So, once again, the day is saved, with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange, but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!
Um, excuse me, Mr. Monster? I was wondering if you would, err, be so kind as to stop destroying Townsville. We like our town very, very much, and I would appreciate it if you would just leave. Pretty please with sugar lumps on top?
[After a short silence, the monster turns and stomps away back into the sea]
Thank you!
[She giggles and flies back down to Blossom and Buttercup, who are both dumbstruck]
There. THAT'S HOW YOU GET RID OF A MONSTER, YOU BIG, FAT, DOO-DOO-HEADED NINNIES!!!!!
This plan ROCKED! [on his TV, the beam is fired from the telescope, engulfing the world] Check it out. This plan was so big, it was affecting the whole world! (the French lovers are hit) Paris! (the Eskimo is next) Eskimo-land! (the Japanese man gets it) Japan!
Hey, who filmed this, anyway? [cut to her and the girls charging in] What, do you have cameras all over the world?
Yes! Now shut up!
[After learning that Mojo violated their agreement and stole the candy jar, the Girls furiously break into his jail cell]
MOJO!!!
[resting smugly with the jar] Back so soon? [eats a piece of candy]
We had a deal, Mojo!
Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness, is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized! I think I can imagine...
[The Girls are now seething with barely restrained rage]
[ominously] You're a bad monkey, Mojo.
[with giddy glee] I know!
[The Girls snap, screaming; they start beating Mojo up more viciously than usual, knocking him to the floor at Buttercup's feet]
What's going on here? What?
[now scared] Um...
Huh? Oh, what, you going for something? [sees him glancing at the jar] You going for that?
N-No...
You want some more, man?
Uh, I wasn't--
You do?
No!
Yeah?
No...!
[Buttercup stomps straight down into his mouth, and the merciless beatdown continues, leaving Mojo a twisted, battered wreck, barely able to even form a coherent word]
[groaning] Mommy...
[The Girls pause for a moment, breathing through clenched teeth, but when Mojo actually sheds a tear, Blossom comes to her senses and gasps, horrified by their actions]
What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy!
[Bubbles and Buttercup now also start to look ashamed]
But... what about the candy?
Don't you see, Bubbles?
It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.
All right, you mugs, listen up. We somehow got superpowers!
[stretching his neck around] Hey, Ace - what power did I get?
[punches him after a short pause] You're stretchy, Grubber's loud, Little Arturo's fast, I've got ice powers and, uh, Big Billy's a rock.
[Blossom traps Ace in an ice block with her freezing breath]
Oh Blossom, you're so good you give me chills! [breaks free] Let's kick it up a notch! [fires icicles at her]
So, Professor Utonium – I was not expecting a fourth opponent. But no matter! I will eliminate you in an alternate manner!
Bring it on, daddy-o.
Oh, that is so lame. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue!
At last, victory is mine! With the Powerpuff Girls and their pathetic parent out of the way, the city will be under my control within the hour! But first, you needn't worry about your little "pumpkins", Professor Utonium. I know the perfect recipe for... POWERPUFF PUMPKIN PIE! [laughs diabolically]
Yeah, the Mayor! If he's supposed to be running the city, Why's he always asking us to save it for him?
[sarcastically] Oh, you're absolutely right, girls. He should be using his own superpowers to save the city.
[Silence]
Okay. Fine. But you gotta admit, things are unfair around here. I mean, there's only one female villain in the whole town!
And you didn't stop her.
That's right!
We girls gotta look out for each other!
Oh, really?
[Three angry women come out of the darkness and surround the girls]
Was Femme Fatale looking out for me when she stole from my bank?
Was she looking out for me when she broke my arm?
[scoffs] Was she looking out for me when she stole my hairstyle? [they look at her] Well, she did!
[The shades come up as the girls realize that Femme Fatale tricked them and realize everything]
Listen, girls. You're right about one thing: There is injustice in the world.
That's why we have you, to protect the rights of everyone. And right now, everyone in Townsville needs you.
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