The Powerpuff Girls · Season 1, Episode 4
[Mojo Jojo's letter to the Girls:]
Dear Powerpuff Girls,
I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!
This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.
[after reading it] Who could have done this?
[Blossom and Buttercup look annoyed]
Well, well! What do we have here? [picks up dodgeball]
[nervously] Excuse me, mister, but... can we have our ball back?
Mister? [spins the ball on one finger] You're talkin' to Ace, kid. There are no Misters here. At least, I don't think so. Um, Little Arturo, is your name "Mister"?
[laughs] No.
How 'bout you, Big Billy?
Duh...no.
Grubber?
[blows raspberry]
Yeah, I thought so. Hey, is your name "Mister", Snake?
[does a hissing snicker] Yessss!
[Ace punches him]
I means, no.
[The Gangreen Gang have been bullying kids at the playground; the Girls catch them as Snake gives one a wedgie]
Let the underwear go.
[relieved] The Powerpuff Girls...
The Powerpuff Girls?!
The Powerpuff Girls?!
The P-P-Powerpuff Girlssss?!
[blows raspberry]
[more calmly] The Powerpuff Girls? [pauses for a moment] SNAKE! What are you doing to that poor child?!
But-But you ssssaid--
[Ace punches him again; Buttercup giggles]
Buttercup! [frowns at her in disapproval]
[thinks for a moment, looking sly, then falls to his knees dramatically] Oh, Powerpuff Girls! Please forgive my foolish friend for his foolish act, for he did not know what he was doing! And I know, deep inside my heart, that he would never do anything like that ever again.
[Blossom and Bubbles glare back at him, but Buttercup is smiling and tearing up]
What do you say, Girls? Will you forgive him? [taking Buttercup's hand] Will you? Please?
[Buttercup looks beseechingly at her sisters for a moment]
Okay.
Thank you.
[He winks at Buttercup, who looks lovestruck as the Gang leave]
Oh no! Looks like Buttercup is looking for love in all the wrong places!
[Buttercup visits the Gangreen Gang's hideout in the city dump]
W-W-W-What-What she's doing heressss, Bossss?!
BACK UP! RELAX!
[The rest of the Gang instantly collapse, trying to look casual, with Big Billy reading a book and Grubber playing a violin]
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