Professor quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

Is it done yet?

No.

How about now?

No

Now?

No.

Now it's done right?

No, no, no, it's not done. Look, I don't really know what I'm doing,so it's gonna take a while.Why don't you just wait over there,and I'll let you know when I'm finished.

Oh...Ok.

Whee! Do it Again! Do it again!

Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here,be a good little Mayor,and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy.[puts the mayor in a highchair]

Ooh! Another shiny button!

Help!

Huh?

Ooh!

Mayor? He's being too quiet.

Mayor? What are you DOING?!

[humming] [puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.

No! Mayor, stop!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?

Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr.Mayor.

Wowie zowie.

Wowie zowie, indeed. Have you no shame? A grown man your age gallivanting around like a little child,not doing what you're told! "Mayor wanna this. Mayor wanna that." You, Mr.Mayor, are nothing but a baby, a big, big, big baby.

Wah! Don't say that!

Wah! [Runs off]

[taking his head to the opened window] I love this town! [echoing]

Ah, shut up, ya jerk!

So, how did it go with the Mayor?

Blossom

Professor, we tried to tell you before, but you--

Buttercup

THIS PLACE STINKS!

Bubbles

I wanna go home!

Blossom

We tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen, and we know how much you like it here, and...

Blossom

Professor?

Professor?

Oh, girls... [suddenly smiling] You don't know how happy this makes me!

Huh?

Oh, I've been hating it here so much! Hating, hating, hating, hating it! Oh, they pick on me at work, and they call me square, and... Oh, so what do you say, kids?

Bubbles

Bye-bye, bad old Citysville!

And hello, City of Townsville!

[offscreen; gasps] Oh...oh, what have I done?! [dissolve to inside the girls' bedroom at the windows and pan to the bed. The covers are pulled all the way up. All we see of them are fringes of red-orange and black hair on the pillows] Girls...Girls, wake up! [they mumble sleepily. Buttercup yawns] Buttercup! [she pulls the covers up and groans sleepily] Wake up, Buttercup.

Buttercup

[throws the covers; but is suddenly inside the Professor's body] Professor, it's Saturday! Can't a girl get some sleep?! Harumph! [pulls the covers back over herself. A moment later, she sits bolt upright in cold shock with a gasp] B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B...

[revealed to be un Buttercup's body] Now remain calm, Buttercup.

Blossom

[socks Buttercup in the shoulder] Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!

Buttercup

Hey! [stunned] Blossom?!

Blossom

Buttercup, what are you doing in bed? [Buttercup giggles] Wait! What's going on? [Buttercup points] What?

Buttercup

[holding a mirror up to Blossom] Nice bed head, Blossom!

Blossom

[gasps and screams] What happened?! I-I-I'm all grown up.

Buttercup

You're not grown up. You're just inside Ms. Bellum's all-grown-up body.

That's right, Buttercup.

Blossom

Wait! Well, if Buttercup's in your body, and I'm in Ms. Bellum's body, then who is...? [Blossom reaches to Bubbles's section of the bed and pulls the covers, and she and Buttercup shriek in terror] Girls! Girls, please! It's just Bubbles. [pulls the covers all the way down to reveal Bubbles, who's inside the Mayor's body] In the Mayor's body.

Eeewwww!

Gir-

Blossom

[from inside bedroom] Okay! [back to the door] Presenting...Townsville's newest heroes! [the door opens, and she somersaults down the stairs to land in front of the Professor. She is fully decked out in the outfit that was hanging in the closet] Liberty Belle!

Buttercup

[in a low, scratchy voice] Mange.

Bubbles

[from inside bedroom] And don't forget... [something white sails out and bounds all over the place like a crazed Superball before settling down. It is Bubbles, wearing the hood and a matching jumpsuit and carrying the lunchbox] ...Harmony Bunny!

And we are...!

...Too late. [hangs up the phone as they watch in total bewilderment, then regards them with a raised eyebrow. It is clear he is disappointed in them screwing around for so long and not leaving at once to deal with the monster threat; dryly] Better heroes, huh?

Mojo Jojo

So, Professor Utonium – I was not expecting a fourth opponent. But no matter! I will eliminate you in an alternate manner!

Bring it on, daddy-o.

Mojo Jojo

Oh, that is so lame. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue!

Buttercup

This is the professor - he's sort of our dad. He created us in his laboratory.

Yes, uh... well, it was sort of an accident...

That's okay, Professor - I was an accident, too!

Blossom

Okay, Him - hand over the Professor.

Girls!

[effeminate] Too late, Girls, you failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]

[sweating nervously] No!

Professor...

[demonic] Time to pay... [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.

[stunned] Say wha--?!

[effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!

[crossly] Here's your money, Him! Your flapjacks are good, but not that good! I'm never eating here again! Come on, Girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant. [storms out]

[effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!

[just as confused] And so... err... hmm... yeah.

Bubbles

He made us in his laboratory by accident.

Yes, uh...well, it was sort of an accident...

That's okay, Professor. I was an accident, too! [his eyes widen] Your dad is funny!

Yes?

[sniffling] Townsville Quality Discount Catering.

Oh, yes. Come in.

Blossom

Wow! What's all this?

It's what we're gonna be serving at tonight's party, girls.

Totally, and on the menu we got, like, non-alcoholic sparkling chilled apple juice, black-eyed peas, baked ham, fried calamari, bacon-bit salad, and for dessert my very own creation: banana cream pie. [gives a double thumbs-up] It's wicked awesome, bro. [laughs; pulls back, holds up a clipboard] Please sign here.

[signs his name] Thank you very much. [as the caterer leaves] Oh boy, oh boy, oh, boy! I sure do love parties. Don't you, girls?

Buttercup

[indignant] No! 'Cause I have to wear this stupid girly party dress and I look like a dork!

Oh, honey, you both look adora... [noticed Bubbles isn't here] Hey, where's Bubbles?

Buttercup

[very snarky] She's probably upstairs combing her hair, so she'll be the [as in high pitch] "prettiest girl at the party!"

Bubbles

[angrily] NOW, NO ONE LEAVES!!! [everyone stares dumbfounded at her] UNTIL THE PERSON WHO TOOK OCTI FESSES UP!!! [puts a hand on the light switch] When I count to 5, I'm going to turn off these lights. And when I turn them back on, I WANT MY OCTI BACK!!!

Blossom

Bubbles, what are you talking about?

Bubbles

QUIET!!! 1, 2, [Her perspective, panning across the group] 3, 4, [Long shot of her] 5! [flips the switch, and the view snaps to black. She's confused. The phone rings; she picks it up] Hello?

Mojo Jojo

[over phone] I have your Octi doll. And if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll meet my demands! [Bubbles screams] I want 1,000 gallons of Chemical X, or your precious little Octi... dies.

[panicked] What? What do they want?

Bubbles

He has Octi! [everyone gasps] He wants 1,000 gallons of Chemical X! [a second round of gasps] Or he'll kill him! [a third round of gasps] Please, Professor! Please do what he says!

[softly] No.

Bubbles

But why?

Because...I killed Octi!

Bubbles

But why? I can understand Buttercup, because she's so mean...

Buttercup

[angry] Hey!

Bubbles

...and Blossom, because she's so bossy.

Blossom

[angry] Hey!

Bubbles

And Ms. Keane, because she wants me to pay attention.

[offended] Hey! [remembers] Oh, no, that's right.

Bubbles

And the Mayor because he's a big baby!

I am not a baby! [blows a raspberry]

Bubbles

[hanging her head] But you. I never thought you would do anything to hurt me. Why didn't you tell me?