Scenes with Buttercup 92
Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!
BBunny
Bunny do good! Bunny do good!
Buttercup
No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!
Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.
[After Bunny saves the girls, she suddenly wobbles and gurgles, and shafts of white light burst out of here; there is a silent explosion of white light as the girls come to]
Wha...Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened?
Buttercup
But...where is she?
[A scrap of purple cloth with black stripe flutters down to the ground in front of them. They gasp in shock and sadness, realizing their sister is dead.]
Buttercup
But why?
I guess she was unstable, and the blast broke her down into her original ingredients.
She was good after all. [sniffles] We were the ones who were bad.
[They hang their heads in sorrow and guilt, and the scene dissolves to an overhead view of the street, pulling back slowly. Fade to black.]
Buttercup
[after crying and pounding the counter in frustration] Where's my blanket?!
We don't have time for this, Buttercup.
[worried] Townsville is in trouble.
Buttercup
[losing it completely] NOOOOOO!!! I NEED MY BLANKET!!!
[groaning] Buttercup, I have to tell you something. That's not your real blanket. It's just a fake blanket I found to get you through the fight. And since you fought just as well as ever, it obviously worked!
Buttercup
[angry] YOU TRICKED ME! Why I'm gonna- [continues nervously] But...if this isn't my real blanket, then...where... Ooh! [screams and tears apart the house] WHERE'S MY BLANKET?!
Oh, hello, girls. [cut to him at the door, with a basket of clothes] I brought you some clean laundry.
Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!
Buttercup
And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
[smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...
[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]
What do little boys fear more than anything in the world?
Buttercup
No, Bubbles, that's what you're afraid of.
[She and Blossom giggle]
How about you, Buttercup?
[Buttercup starts spitting in disgust]
Buttercup
Yuck! Buck!
[Blossom and Bubbles laugh]
[laughs effeminately] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
Buttercup
No!
Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!
You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
Buttercup
No, but you are!
Don't you know you can never beat us?!
Beat you? Why, girls! Don't you see? [demonic] I've already WON!!!!!
[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]
The beauty lies in the pain, because it's your fault for leaving! All I did was take over! It was easy!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault.
Buttercup
NO! NO! NO!
AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's your fault.
[The Powerpuff girls fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time]
[effeminate] Yes! As you raced through time, the whole world went to [demonic] Heck!
You lie! Don't believe him, girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him, but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
Buttercup
No, but you are!
Don't you know? You can never beat us.
[effeminate] Beat you? [eyes start glowing] But, girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON! [reveals himself as his larger, more terrifying and monstrous future version known as Future Him by transforming]
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] The beauty lies in the blame, [demonic] because it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.
FTFuture Townspeople
Powerpuff Girls.
FMFuture Man
You did this.
FTFuture Townspeople
You did this.
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] All I did was take over. [demonic] It was easy!
FTFuture Townspeople
Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. [chant] Your fault.
[Future Him laughs demonically]
FTFuture Townspeople
[still chant] Your fault.
Buttercup
No. No! NO!!!
[The Girls fly into space at supersonic speeds and scream, thus going back in time; this time, in the normal timeline]
[After Sedusa traps the Powerpuff Girls on the window with sticky hair gel]
BBBubbles and Buttercup
That's okay, Blossom.
[sighs] This was too easy. [paces] Now, my only dilemma is whether to finish you off quickly or do it painfully slow. But that would be "splitting hairs"! [laughs evilly while the fireplace behind her cast a big, deranged glow]
[in the Sedusa disguise] Not so fast, Sedusa! You haven't won yet.
You think you can beat me while your superheroes could not?! NEVER!
Oh, yeah? [tears off the Sedusa mask] Try me! [tosses it aside]
[The two women stand off with each other. Sedusa sends her hair whip at the secretary's waist and grips her hard]
GGirls
[worryingly] Miss Bellum! [Sedusa lashes another hair whip at Miss Bellum's face, but she clenches her fists] Ohh!
[Miss Bellum is thrown into a corner. Sedusa laughs, then Miss Bellum grabs her face and starts punching her a couple times until Sedusa kicks her in the stomach to send Miss Bellum flying into a staircase. Sedusa then keeps throwing Miss Bellum around while breaking a few of Miss Bellum's belongings until Bellum is thrown onto the window where the girls are trapped. She slides down the glass with her back. Miss Bellum stands up with Sedusa taunting her to come get her. Miss Bellum shake her fists in rage and tackles Sedusa out the window then freeze frame of the two women about to fall in Miss Bellum's swimming pool. They fall in the water with a splash, then Sedusa shoves Miss Bellum off her, then Miss Bellum attempts to swim up for air, but Sedusa grabs her leg and pulls her back down. The two women trade blows underwater which ends with Miss Bellum kicking Sedusa in the stomach. Sedusa swims up for air, she gasps for air a couple times before she is pulled back underwater by the belt. Miss Bellum uses one powerful punch to knock Sedusa unconscious. Miss Bellum swims up to the surface. She climbs out with her wet hair all straight and slick. Exhausted, she staggers over to the broken window, rests her hand against the frame, leans forward to catch her breath and coughs while her wet hair covers her face and water drips off her body. The water bubbles, and Sedusa resurfaces]
[angrily] This isn't over. [attempts to lash with her hair but it flops onto her face. She tries again, but fails] M-My hair! What happened to my hair?! [she starts splashing her fists furiously in the pool] YOU BROKE MY HAIR!!!! [bawls like a baby] My poor hair...!
[snaps her fingers] That's it. [grabs a vase full of water and uses it to free the girls]
[They float in front of Miss Bellum]
Thanks for getting us out of that hairy situation.
[dripping water] I don't need my hair to beat you... [became shocked] B-B-B-B-Blossom? Buttercup? Bubbles? BELLUM?!
[pulls out scissors] Let's finish this, shall we, Girls?
[terrified] No, no, not that! Please, anything but that! [the camera pulls away from the house and pans to the view; offscreen] No! No! NO! STOP! STOP! [the snipping is heard] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]
Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.
[Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]
Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Buttercup
Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
So, how did it go with the Mayor?
Professor, we tried to tell you before, but you--
Buttercup
THIS PLACE STINKS!
We tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen, and we know how much you like it here, and...
[The Professor tears up.]
Oh, girls... [suddenly smiling] You don't know how happy this makes me!
Oh, I've been hating it here so much! Hating, hating, hating, hating it! Oh, they pick on me at work, and they call me square, and... Oh, so what do you say, kids?
[Cuts to them moving away from Citysville and back to their true home]
Bye-bye, bad old Citysville!
And hello, City of Townsville!
[offscreen; gasps] Oh...oh, what have I done?! [dissolve to inside the girls' bedroom at the windows and pan to the bed. The covers are pulled all the way up. All we see of them are fringes of red-orange and black hair on the pillows] Girls...Girls, wake up! [they mumble sleepily. Buttercup yawns] Buttercup! [she pulls the covers up and groans sleepily] Wake up, Buttercup.
Buttercup
[throws the covers; but is suddenly inside the Professor's body] Professor, it's Saturday! Can't a girl get some sleep?! Harumph! [pulls the covers back over herself. A moment later, she sits bolt upright in cold shock with a gasp] B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B...
[revealed to be un Buttercup's body] Now remain calm, Buttercup.
[Buttercup reacts totally the opposite of what the Professor had told her to do. She screams and breathes hard, panicked. Holding her hands up in front of herself, she sees that she now has a full set of fingers, which she works back and forth. Her mouth begins to wobble, terror washing over the rest of her face, and after a long moment she breaks down, sobbing and wailing]
[socks Buttercup in the shoulder] Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!
Buttercup
Hey! [stunned] Blossom?!
[On the bed, Blossom reveals to be inside Miss Bellum's body]
Buttercup, what are you doing in bed? [Buttercup giggles] Wait! What's going on? [Buttercup points] What?
Buttercup
[holding a mirror up to Blossom] Nice bed head, Blossom!
[gasps and screams] What happened?! I-I-I'm all grown up.
Buttercup
You're not grown up. You're just inside Ms. Bellum's all-grown-up body.
Wait! Well, if Buttercup's in your body, and I'm in Ms. Bellum's body, then who is...? [Blossom reaches to Bubbles's section of the bed and pulls the covers, and she and Buttercup shriek in terror] Girls! Girls, please! It's just Bubbles. [pulls the covers all the way down to reveal Bubbles, who's inside the Mayor's body] In the Mayor's body.
BBBlossom, Buttercup
Eeewwww!
[Camera turns around to show Blossom and Buttercup hovering behind Bubbles]
Buttercup
Bubbles, turn around!
Huh? [turns; still blurry]
Come on, put your glasses on and help us!
Uh-uh, you'll laugh at me!
Buttercup
We will not. Now put them on!
[Bubbles resigns and puts the glasses on. Blossom and Buttercup once again laugh uncontrollably]
[takes off the glasses again; even angrier] See?
[still laughing] We're sorry, we're sorry.
[sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!
TThief
[disguised as Lucky Captain Rabbit King] All right, cool it down! Cool it down. Now, uh... [clears his throat] Listen up. The Captain and Tennille has a headache. I'm just here for some cereal, then I'll be on my way. [reaches for the box of Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]
[swipes the cereal box] You think we're that stupid?
Buttercup
We know you have to try and trick us.
Yeah, just like in the commercials!
Buttercup
So don't come back until you've got something good! [slams the door in the thief's face. A moment later, the doorbell rings and she answers it]
TThief
[in his fake deep voice] Hey, did you guys just see my twin brother?
Buttercup
[slams the door in his face again] Weak!