Buttercup
Wow, this has turned out to be one freaky day.
Yeah. Something strange is going on.
[affected by Him's evil gas and yelling] Aw, for crying out loud, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT UP FOR ONCE?! Always griping and moaning about something! Sheesh, you give me a headache!
[Buttercup rises and knocks the mob away with one punch, stunning Him]
Buttercup
Come on, you guys, get up and fight!
Buttercup, what are you doing?! We can't hurt the ones we love!
Buttercup
Those people aren't our loved ones; our loved ones would never want to hurt us!
BBBlossom, Bubbles
[getting the point] Hey... yeah!
Buttercup
[points to Him] They're just pawns in his evil scheme!
[giggles; effeminate] Well, you know...
Buttercup
Which means...
[After the Powerpuff Girls defeat their loved ones and rid them of Him's evil gas, they confront Him]
Don't ever make us have to do that again!
Buttercup
Or it will be your last!
[The camera pans across the ground to show the aftermath of the fight with the brainwashed townsfolk]
[effeminate] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You girls underestimate me. I never give repeat performances. But I assure you, I'll be baaaack! [laughs evilly and leaves]
[Blossom has accidentally caused crooks to get away with her ice breath]
Buttercup
[angrily] Way to go, Ice Princess.
You did a bad thing, Blossom.
I know. [flies over to cops she accidentally froze] Sorry, Mr. Policeman. [flies over to citizens she accidentally froze] Sorry, people of Townsville. [flies over to a tree she accidentally froze] Sorry, tree. I promise, I'll never use my ice powers again.
Whew! Is it me, or did things just get a little hotter?
The Bubbles you know is gone! I'M HARDCORE NOW!!!
Buttercup
But, um, you're going overboard.
That's not the Powerpuff way.
Forget the Powerpuff way! I'm doing it my way. I can handle Townsville myself!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
[shocked] What?!
Buttercup
But we're a team!
We look out for each other!
I don't mean to burst your bubble, girls, but from now on... [flying past them] ...I fly solo.
Whoa! Sister's doing it for herself! Let's hope she knows what she's doing.
Man, Bubbles, we really underestimated you.
Buttercup
And you know what?
BBBlossom and Buttercup
You're hardcore!
[turning around, softening] Really? [giggling] Aw, shucks. And girls, I'm sorry for running off. [Mojo recovers from his injuries] Mojo would never have gotten me if I had you two to look out for me.
Buttercup
Team!
[They are hit by a beam from Mojo's blaster as Bubbles glares at a terrified Mojo]
[rapidly punching Mojo] Why, you...! How dare you zap me and my sisters?! Take this! And that! And this! And this! And that!
I'm Princess, and my Daddy buys me anything I want! AND I WANNA BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!
Well, I'm sorry, but you can't.
We were born with superpowers.
Buttercup
You can't just buy superpowers.
Oh, yeah? Tell that to Batman!
LBLenny Baxter
[offscreen] Help! Help! Save me!
[The girls fly into Lenny's apartment]
Buttercup
[uncomfortable at the sight of Lenny's collection] Oh,...this is creepy...
[uncomfortable] Yeah, Buttercup… creepy.
BBBlossom and Buttercup
[offscreen] Bubbles!
LBLenny Baxter
[offscreen] Hello, ladies. [appears at the door] Let me be the first to introduce you to my collection... [close-up of him with red, evil eyes] permanently!
[The girls scream in terror as the camera zooms out of Lenny’s apartment and goes to and into the girls’ house where we see the Professor]
[hears the girls' screams] The girls!
[with bloodshot eyes and a crazed smile] I know who took my plans! [his eyes turn slowly to his left, then he suddenly points to his right] It was YOU! [a bird at his window chirps innocently] Well, then...it was YOU! [points at his telephone] It was ALL of you! [the room starts shaking] Ohh, the pounding, the pounding, why won't it stop?
Buttercup
[pounding on the door] Why-won't-this-guy-answer?!
[throws the door open] WHAAAAAT?!?
[politely] Hello! Please, Mr. Mojo, sir. Could we please borrow your supercharged high-tech laser, please?
Okay, okay, just don't bother me again. I'm trying to find my plans on how to destroy you.
[with Mojo's high-tech laser] THANK YOU, MOJO!
[Mojo sees the Powerpuff Girls trapped in the machine he planned, with the clueless Amoeba Boys at the control panel]
JJunior
[playing with the aiming yoke] Duh, hey, look, Boss, I'm drivin'!
[shoves them away] Get out of here! This is my machine! [laughs evilly] Now I've got you, Powerpuff Girls! And it is my plan that will destroy you! And then I will rule the world!
Buttercup
Mojo, you creep!
This is the Amoebas' plan!
Yeah! You're just jealous!
[shocked and confused] No! No! It is mine, I tell you! I came up with the crab! And the laser! And even the chewing gum that holds you!
Girls! "Chew" thinking what I'm thinking?
BBBubbles, Buttercup
[nodding] Mmm-hmm!
[They chew their way free and fly at Mojo, blowing huge bubbles that burst explosively, knocking him from his seat. They give him a beatdown as per usual, and then turn to the Amoeba Boys]
Well, Amoeba Boys, playing dumb all these years!
When all the while, you were criminal masterminds!
Buttercup
Looks like it's the big house for you!
[going ballistic] But it is I who planned it! I did it, not them! I am the criminal mastermind! I am the evil genius! I smart! They dumb! I am responsible for trying to destroy you!
[smiling] Okay. Then you go to jail.
[triumphantly] That's right!
[After Buttercup finally agrees to be given a bath]
Now, then. See, Buttercup? Don't you feel better now that you're all squeaky clean?
Buttercup
[sulking, wrapped in towels] "Now that you're all squeaky clean?" SHUT UP!! I only took this stupid bath so I could fight monsters again...
You know, Buttercup, you may be clean, but your attitude still stinks.
Ripe you are, Buttercup-- I mean, right you are, Blossom. [laughs]
[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
BBBlossom, Buttercup
Bubbles?!
[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Buttercup
Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
Buttercup
[annoyed] All right, let's kick her butt.
[preventing her] No, Buttercup! You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.
Buttercup
[groaning] Why'd I have to open my big trap?
[imitating Mojo Jojo] Enough of this chatter! It's time to meet your maker!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
[outraged] You leave the professor out of this!
[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]
[Buttercup, dressed in a crocodile costume, chews one of the toy cars in the Girls' game]
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
Buttercup
[after trying to speak with her mouth full] I'm a monster and I'm eating Joe. I do that.
[snatches the car] Give me that! I haven't completely set up Townsville yet. Joe still has to go to the market and pick up milk for his children. I'll tell you when you can come.
Buttercup
No one tells me when to come! I'm a monster – I surprise!
Buttercup
[wearing one of Blossom's bows] Blossom here. What's the trouble?
Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here"?!
Buttercup
I'm Blossom now.
Nooooo, nononononono. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom.
Buttercup
[into hotline] Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? [to Blossom] We're playing pretend, right?
Buttercup
Then I'm pretending to be Blossom.
Buttercup
Why not?
Because... because you were playing the monster.
Buttercup
Well, now I'm playing Blossom.
Well, then who am I supposed to be?!
Buttercup
Bubbles.
No way! [pushes her] You be Bubbles!
Buttercup
No way! [pushes her back] You be Bubbles!
Buttercup
You're Bubbles!
Buttercup
YOU'RE BUBBLES!
BBBlossom, Buttercup
YOU CAN'T!
[Bubbles starts to cry as her sisters keep arguing, until the Professor crossly opens the door]
Girls, GIRLS! Will someone please tell me what’s going on?
[All three Girls start talking at once]
One at a time, one at a time! Bubbles?
We were playing "The Powerpuff Girls", and Buttercup was a monster and I played the Mayor and Blossom was Ms. Bellum, then Buttercup wanted to pretend she was Blossom, but Blossom wanted to be Blossom, and I wanted to be Bubbles, but they told me I couldn't, and no one wants to be me!
Okay. The final and most important step is to accidentally add Chemical X to the concoction.
[The girls make awkward faces and dash out and Blossom holds a beaker that looks like Chemical X]
[bad acting] Oh, look at what I found, girls. Chemical X.
Be careful with that Chemical X.
Buttercup
Yes, Blossom. Whatever you do, do not drop that Chemical X.
Don't worry, I wo...[drops the beaker] Whoops! I accidentally dropped the Chemical X. And it fell into the concoction.