[Ash and his friends are walking on a path beside the river]
That was the worst battle ever.
Yeah, you were pretty pathetic, alright.
[Ash's head appears in a speech bubble]
Excuse me, You are the one who had lost it for us.
[May's head appears in a separate speech bubble]
You got something to say?
I just did!
Oh, yeah?
[They start arguing again. Meanwhile, Brock, Pikachu and Max appear in a bigger speech bubble]
Hey, Brock, am I just having déjà vu? This sounds familiar.
Pika Pika.
[cheerfully] Let me explain something. Believe it or not, this sort of turmoil has been going on between a man and a woman since the beginning of time.
Whoa.
[Meanwhile, Jessie and James are arguing also]
You just had to stick your Cacnea's nose where it wasn't needed.
I wouldn't talk if I were you. If your Seviper hadn't tried to save the world, Cacnea and I could have won back there.
[Jessie's face appears in a speech bubble]
Let's talk about saving the world. Seviper and I had our hands full just trying to keep you and your Cacnea from getting blown away.
[James' face appears in a separate speech bubble]
Gee, thanks anyway, but we all blasted off just like always.
Have you ever considered that perhaps our 'blasting off' expertise comes from YOUR side of the family?
Take that back!
I'm just getting warmed up, incompetent blue-haired bigmouth!
Oh yeah, well at least I'm not ugly!
Now that's crossing the line, Buster!
[cheerfully] Yep, I knew that one would do the trick! Ah, yes. [sings] Ugly, ugly, ugly, Jessie is so ugly!
[sings] La la la la.
[As they are singing, Meowth appears in a speech bubble]
And Pokémon actually take orders from these clowns?
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