[Ash and May start to bicker as they walk through some countryside]
Incredible! Raising your voice to a girl just 'cause she's looking in the mirror.
Talk about nerve! Standin' around gazing at yourself while your friends are all waiting.
Wanna know what your problem is?
Brock, is it only me, or have they been fighting all day?
I wish they could just bring it to a close already.
I can't stand you, Ash Ketchum!
OAOscar & Andi
Excuse us, you two lovebirds.
[Ash and May turn to look at Oscar and Andi, a smartly dressed couple with Andi in the pink dress and Oscar in a blue uniform]
OOscar
Oscar is the name.
AAndi
I'm Andi, and love is the name.
Check out those guys. What's up with them?
OOscar
Seeing how much in love you two appear to be...
AAndi
We thought we'd offer you a challenge.
[with his arms folded] Huh! That's a laugh!
OOscar
Hmm mmm mmm. That's what young lovebirds always say.
AAndi
And fighting's the first sign of love.
OOscar
It's pretty obvious that you two were in the middle of a fight, right?
OAOscar & Andi
You two are in love.
AMAsh & May
We don't think, we know.
OAOscar & Andi
Told you. You answered together.
[Ash and his friends are walking on a path beside the river]
That was the worst battle ever.
Yeah, you were pretty pathetic, alright.
[Ash's head appears in a speech bubble]
Excuse me, You are the one who had lost it for us.
[May's head appears in a separate speech bubble]
You got something to say?
[They start arguing again. Meanwhile, Brock, Pikachu and Max appear in a bigger speech bubble]
Hey, Brock, am I just having déjà vu? This sounds familiar.
[cheerfully] Let me explain something. Believe it or not, this sort of turmoil has been going on between a man and a woman since the beginning of time.
[Meanwhile, Jessie and James are arguing also]
You just had to stick your Cacnea's nose where it wasn't needed.
I wouldn't talk if I were you. If your Seviper hadn't tried to save the world, Cacnea and I could have won back there.
[Jessie's face appears in a speech bubble]
Let's talk about saving the world. Seviper and I had our hands full just trying to keep you and your Cacnea from getting blown away.
[James' face appears in a separate speech bubble]
Gee, thanks anyway, but we all blasted off just like always.
Have you ever considered that perhaps our 'blasting off' expertise comes from YOUR side of the family?
I'm just getting warmed up, incompetent blue-haired bigmouth!
Oh yeah, well at least I'm not ugly!
Now that's crossing the line, Buster!
[cheerfully] Yep, I knew that one would do the trick! Ah, yes. [sings] Ugly, ugly, ugly, Jessie is so ugly!
[As they are singing, Meowth appears in a speech bubble]
And Pokémon actually take orders from these clowns?
[to May, who she is teaming up with against James and Ash] I hope you're ready. With our combined feminine prowess, they'll be toast in no time flat!
[nervously] Uhh... well, yeah, I suppose I wouldn't mind knocking Ash down a peg or two.
[to Ash] Let's blow those whining women to the Dark Ages, right where they belong!
[as if to say "That's a little extreme..."] Mmm... yeah, okay!
