Pokémon Season 16 quotes

What are you doing here? You have been ordered to present yourself to Lord Ghetsis.

I'm through listening to any of you. NOW YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THESE POKÉMON?!!

Cool. A device that can control Pokémon, is a real piece of work. Got to hand it to you.

Amazing. To think that a Pokémon would be praising my work, I am honoured, thank you.

Sure, but it's your talent that really floats my boat. You wouldn't know it, working for Team Plasma.

Oh?

Let's cut to the chase. This day job doesn't thrill you and you know it. You couldn't care less about Team Plasma's puffed-up plans. You want to do your research. I can see it in your eyes.

Hm. And if I join Team Rocket, all my wishes will come true?

There's a big, "Duh."

It's an interesting proposition. And, speaking of interesting, I find you to be quite interesting, as well.

Who, me?

You. One doesn't come across a talking Meowth every day, you know. In fact, in very much the same way Team Rocket seems to need me, I need you, too.

Want to translate that?

You're an intelligent Pokémon. I could really use your help.

Mm, I'll lay you 2:1 odds that you want to use me as a test subject.

Yes, there would be no better test subject than a true one-of-a-kind Pokémon.

Me - part of your first experiment, as a Team Rocket member? You've got yourself a deal.

My heartfelt thanks. [Shakes hands with Meowth]

Thank you, Ash. I wouldn't have been successful without your help. We'll meet again.

Right!

Take care of yourself, Detective Looker!

Ash, and everyone, thank you. It's now the right time for the three of us to take up this journey together, to create an ideal world for people and Pokémon.

Continuing their cruise to the Kanto region, our heroes now leave Honey Island behind them, and head for their next adventure.

I wonder what Pokémon we'll see on the next island. I'm so psyched.

Pikachu

Pika, Pika!

Iris

The ocean breeze is so nice. It's wonderful.

Ew, ew!

It's going to be a long ride until the next port, so we've got lots of time to enjoy.

How about this? There is the Marine Cup Tournament you could enter.

Huh? Porter, hi.

Iris

When did you get here? I thought the ship we saw you on yesterday had left the port already.

That's right, I'm this ship's porter. You saw my cousin Porter on yesterday's ship.

Iris

I see. It's just like Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy.

So, tell us more about that Marine Cup Tournament.

Sure. It's where passengers engage in Pokémon battles all vying to be the top prize winner.

That sounds great. I'd like to enter!

Pikachu

Pika, Pika!

Iris

Me too.

Ew!

There is no better way to evaluate a battle than while sampling the delicious breeze the ocean will serve up.

All right, then I'll make all the arrangements. And don't miss the Ripple Collection. Mrs. Ripple's exhibit will be displayed in the ballroom for everyone to see, as soon as the tournament ends.

Mrs. Ripple?

Yes. Ah, that's her right over there. [Points with his hand to Mrs. Ripple, a lady who is dressed smartly in pink]

Her face looks awfully familiar to me.

I'm sure you've seen her on TV before. Mrs. Ripple is one of the most famous gem collectors in the Unova region.

Something wrong? Come here, Purrloin.

Purrloin? [Mrs Ripple's Purrloin walks into the scene, surprising Cilan] That's right! She's the gem collector who has a Purrloin. I knew there was a reason I remembered her.

Purrloin, Purr.

Ah!

[voiceover] Cilan and the Case of the Purrloin Witness!

Yeah. Maybe using Attract can control those three.

...or not.

How can that be? Oh perhaps, those Rotom are female, huh?

Professor Oak

I'm afraid Rotom are neither male nor female and that's the reason Attract had no effect on them.

So this is where those sticky fingers hang out. Now I've gotta give Jessie and James the lowdown.

DUCK! [INTRUDER!]

AHHH!

Ducklett-Duck! [An intruder has followed us!]

I'm a card-carrying member of Team Rocket. Truth is, we're all in the same robbing biz!

Cro-Cro-Croc-Croconaw-Cro-Cro? [Do any of you know what Team Rocket is?]

I would guess the chances of finding that Dunsparce again are slim to none.

I guess you're right. [Turns to look at Iris crossly] If Axew hadn't gotten in the way, I would've been able to catch that Dunsparce!

Iris

WHAT? You're blaming Axew?! For your information, it was all your fault for starting a battle without making a plan FIRST!

That's because it wouldn've gotten away by then. Oh! [Sees the broken flowers on the path] Oh! [Remembers when the flowers fell out of Iris' hair and Ash landed on them, squashing them] Uh oh.

A petty disagreement can gradually grow to the point where it turns into a huge argument which becomes difficult to reverse. And I'm afraid that's exactly where those two are headed.

Look, Ash, it's too bad about Dunsparce, but what happened was simply an accident.

[sadly] Yeah.

It's better to make up quickly after a fight rather than drag it out. The longer you wait, the harder it'll be for either of you to apologise.

[sadly] Yeah.

Pikachu

Pi, pika, pi.

Now what, Pikachu?

Pikachu

Pika, pika! [Points up to a tree full of fruit]

Berries, I know. [Grabs one fruit from the tree] I can't believe how good these berries look. Let's eat.

Pikachu

Pikachu. Pikachu.

Taste great, right, Pikachu? Hey, Cilan, want one?

Sure, that sounds great, thanks.

Catch. [Throws a fruit to Cilan who then eats it]

Mmm, it's truly delectable.

Hey, Iris and Axew, catch. [Throws fruits to Iris and Axew]

Axew, ew!

Just give them a try.

Iris

Oh, well. Guess if he insists. This one's for you. [She and Axew start eating their fruits, making Ash and Cilan happy, but then....]

Ew!

Iris

Bleurgh!

Iris?

Iris

So bitter.

Axew, ew.

There's no way that berry's bitter. But that look on your face is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Iris

I mean it. It's really bitter. I can't believe you. [Turns angry] You gave me a bad tasting berry just to get back at me.

No, I wouldn't do that, I swear.

Iris

You're not just a little kid, ASH KETCHUM, you're a BIG BABY!!! [Throws her berry at Ash, but Cilan catches it]

What did you throw that at me for?

Iris

You're a little kid. No, wait, you're a HUGE BABY!!!!

I wouldn't talk if I were you. YOU LOSE YOUR GRIT FOR NO REASON AT ALL!

Iris

BAD BERRIES ARE A GOOD REASON!

Now, let's all just calm down.

WHY DON'T YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS?!

[Chuckles] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Iris

I've had just about all I can take travelling with you! I'M OUTTA HERE!

THAT'S FINE WITH ME!

Axew.

Iris

Let's go, Axew. [Picks up Axew]

Pikachu

Pikapi, pikachu.

And just like that, their petty disagreement grew and grew and got way out of hand.

SHE SAID THAT WE'RE THROUGH! THAT'S THAT!!!

Nurse Joy, it's an emergency!

What's wrong? You seem so flustered? [she and Audino appear with a Beheeyem face, scaring Ash and Pikachu out of the Pokémon Center]

Officer Jenny, help me! Everyone's faces have gotta so weird!

Pikachu

Pika, pika!

Weird? How weird? [appears with a Beheeyem face as well, scaring Ash and Pikachu]

Small group of people? We're a small group.

Well if you mean us, why didn't it have any effect?!

[still brainwashed by the Beheeyem] I'm afraid idiots are hard to hypnotize.

IDIOTS?!?! GRRRR....

One second. What were we attempting to convey to all of you is that gifted people are hard to hypnotize.

I see. So you're implying we're geniuses?

Mmmm. Whatever you say.

[glad with the others] Now we're getting to the truth of the matter!

Glad we got that straight.

Iris

Ash, stop it! You're scaring Helioptile!

Dragonite, where are you? Please come out here!

Is that you? Wow, Clair, it is you!

I can't believe it, it's Ash!

Right! That's so cool that you still remember me!

Well, how could I forget? I owe you for stopping my Dragonite when it was on a tear using Outrage. [a flashback is shown of how Ash and Clair teamed up to stop the rampaging Dragonite] You really helped us get out of a jam, Pikachu. Thanks.