Nurse Joy quotes from Pokémon

There's no Pokémon that's better than any other, there's no Pokémon that's worse than any other, they are all precious creatures...

What are...Who are they?!

Don't be frightened, little boy.

Allow us to introduce ourselves.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all people within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

James.

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

[appearing from the top of the screen] Meowth! That's right!

What are you talking about?

He just doesn't get it, does he?

[off camera] How can I? You don't make any sense.

We're here for the Pokémon.

You're NOT getting Pikachu!

Pikachu? We're not interested in your precious Electric rat. You are.

We seek only rare and valuable Pokémon.

You are wasting your time. This is a center for weak and injured Pokémon.

Well, that may be so, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if we find a few little Pokémon gems among all the junk.

You're starting to bug me.

Isn't that cute.

The boy's bugged.

Meowth, then, let's squash him.

Koffing, Attack!

Ekans, Go!

Nurse Joy, I think I could use a physical exam too!

[confused] What?

Your beauty makes my temperature rise, and your loveliness makes my tender heart skip a beat!

[pulls Brock by his ear] If you think Nurse Joy would fall for that story, the only thing you need examined is your head.

Oh, no! That's the third report of backpack thief we've had this week.

Nurse Joy, perhaps you and I can search for this thief, and in the process, discover true love.

[pulls Brock by the ear] Knock it off, or you're gonna discover true pain.

Did anybody else who got their backpack stolen mention a Teddiursa?

Yes. Was the Teddiursa you met extra cute, extra cuddly and sweet as could be?

That's my Teddiursa!

And that's how it fools everybody, I'm afraid.

Guess I got fooled too.

[panicked] Nurse Joy, my Kingler is--

Your Kingler will be just fine, but I'm afraid there'll be no battling today.

Ohh... that's just great. [He sits down on a bench outside and sulks.] Now what am I gonna do...?

I guess you're gonna have to make do with Totodile, Ash. It's your only Water Pokémon.

Hello, Ash! Hello Misty and Brock!

Officer Jenny?!

Squirtle! Squirtle, Squirtle!

Is that Squirtle...? It is! I can't believe it!

Pikachu

Pika, Pika!

Hey there, buddy! How've you been?

Squirtle, Squirtle!

Pikachu

Pikachu!

But how on Earth did Ash's Squirtle get HERE?

When Squirtle saw Ash running at the opening ceremonies, there was no stopping it!

Every time I see your face, there's just no stopping me!

What?

[Dragging Brock off by his ear] Enough! Love is blind, but you're annoying.

This is great, but what about all it's firefighting work with the Squirtle Squad?

The Squirtle Squad has grown so much, they said that your Squirtle could take a little time off, Ash!

The perfect time, too!

Hey Ash, you could hurry and change your entry!

Yeah! Squirtle, that okay?

[Giving a thumbs-up] Squirt! Squirtle-squirt!

[in unison] Oh, no!

[shocked] What was that explosion?!

[fueled with fury] That does it! You'll regret ever coming to this town! [The Team Rocket trio tremble in fear]

Okay, so now I'm afraid.

Why is Dad flipping out like that?

Good Lord!

NOW, SLAKING!!! [Slaking furiously runs out of the greenhouse and in front of Team Rocket]

Wow, look at that!

Pikachu

Pika!

[roars ferociously] SLAKIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!!! [the roar makes the Team Rocket trio shriek]

Go, Slaking, give 'em your Focus Punch! [Slaking hurls Focus Punch on the Team Rocket trio, sending them flying into the air]

What was that?

King of the jungle.

In that case, we just got the royal treatment.

We're blasting off again!

[to Bulbasaur] Now throw Lairon with all your might.

Bulbasaur!

Send Shockwave now!

Lai.... [Uses Shockwave on May's Bulbasaur] ...ron!

Bulbasaur!

So that's it. Who'd have expected Lairon to use electric attacks?

Yeah! All right!

Just wait, you'll see in a second. [The camera cuts to Lairon who is still using Shock Wave on May's Bulbasaur] That's the whole reason why Lairon didn't dodge Vine Whip.

Bulba! [Becomes paralysed]

Bulbasaur, you've got to get up!

Bulba.

It's paralysed for real this time.

But Shock Wave doesn't paralyse enough an opponent, only it stuns them.

Unless there's contact.

What?

That's right. Since the two of them were directly connected by Bulbasaur's Vine Whip, then the attack had a much greater effect. That was another one of my ideas for mom.

I've got to hand it to her. That attack was beautiful and effective, just like Sandra said it would be.

[to her Bulbasaur] Come on, don't give up. [The sparks disappear from Bulbasaur's body] Huh?

It's obvious Bulbasaur has taken a lot of damage. Will May be able to recoup in time?

Metal Claw, Lairon! Go!

Lairon! Lairon! [Uses Metal Claw on Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur!

[appears from the right side of the screen] Bulbasaur is out of the battle, and Savannah continues on to the final round!

Hey wait, I'm not done fighting!

Yes, you are!

Huh?

Where's your concern for your Pokemon's health, May?!

That is a coordinator's Number 1 priority, not winning.

By now, you should know that.

You're not the repairman!

Prepare for trouble, aren't you smart! When it comes to twerps you're off the chart! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! It's Jessie! It's James as well! Team Rocket perfectly pirouettes at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to spin and fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbuffet!

Your advise is like your beauty unmatched beyond compare! Nurse Joy, I will stay right here by your side until our burning love has melted away every last snowflake!

Uh...

Snorunt!

Or maybe I'll just cool down for a while!

Aah!

We're back!

And there's no business!

Like snow business.

No, not you three again!

Pikachu

Pika, Pi!

Snorunt!

Give us back those Pokémon!

Didn't you learn your lesson?

Prepare for trouble we learned more than you think! And make it double, because I'm wearing mink! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket shooshes downhill at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a snowy winter fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbuh! Chime!

Team Rocket!

Can you help us?

Aah, it's some kind of monster!

I'm not a monster, Nurse Joy. I'm Ash, from Pallet Town.

[off camera] This Pikachu is suffering from extreme exhaustion.

A group of really strange people just came out of nowhere and attacked us.

That sounds scary, but I'm sure Pikachu will make a full recovery. I do know about these things.

That's awesome. Thank you. I'm so relieved.

Piplup.

That's wonderful. [The camera cuts to inside the house as Glameow wakes up and the camera pans right] You made a good choice with Piplup. Smart and cute, too.

Piplup.

So have you been able to catch any other Pokémon yet?

[disappointed] I tried, but so far, no luck.

Well, it takes a while, dear, until you get the hang of it. But once you do, you're going to have so much fun. Nothing's more exciting than finding new Pokémon friends.

Hm!

Piplup, chill out.

[annoyed] Pip?! [Points to Dawn] Piplup! Piplup!

Well, you had something to do with why we didn't catch us any Pokémon!

Piplup! Piplup! Piplup! [Starts pecking Dawn in the head with his beak]

Hey, ouch! Don't you peck at me or I'll peck right back. Get it?

[to Glameow] You know, I think those two are made for each other. Don't you think?

Meow.

Oh, my. That’s a relief.

Now we can finally relax.

Gli. [winks and licks its lips affectionately] Gligar!

Not again!

Hey! Where'd you learn how to fly?!

[drags Gligar off of Ash] Why didn't you go with your friends?

[winks and licks its lips affectionately] Gli.

I'll tell you what I think: Gligar likes Ash.

[confused] Huh?!

[smiling] Gligar.

Wow, thanks, Piplup. I get it. You’re saying I shouldn’t be down, too.

Piplup.

That’s it! I just had the greatest thought. And you, Piplup, you're just who I need to help me out with this.

Piplup.

[runs off off-frame] Wow, this is gonna be great!

[holding a first-aid kit] Hap, Happiny. Hap, Hap.

[takes the first-aid kit] Thanks a lot, Happiny. [puts the first aid kit in the cupboard, then closes it]

Brock, I really can’t thank you enough. You’re such a big help.

[gasps] Nurse Joy, I would gladly give of myself completely in order to serve your tiniest desire. [pauses in confusion] Huh? [suddenly notices Croagunk ready to Poison Jab him; hastily] Wait, Croagunk, please! You-You’ve got it all wrong, Croagunk! I was just helping Nurse Joy out! You see, it’s all perfectly innocent! That’s it!

Huh?

[glances at Monferno with concern] Oh, dear. Monferno’s recovery seems so slow. I do think it’s because Monferno took so much damage. Brock, please, do you think you could go into the woods near here and look for some Cheri Berries for me?

I’d love too. I’ll be back soon.

Finding Cheri Berries is a lot harder than I thought.

Ash, wait! Did you just say you were going to the Opelucid Gym?

You bet! We're heading on over, right now!

Then I guess I have a little bad news for you. I just received word that the Opelucid Gym is closed.