Officer Jenny quotes from Pokémon

Too late, but not for the fireworks!

"FYI, I'm not a normal Officer Jenny. I'm a wild Jenny."

You two look very suspicious to me.

Hey, you're that motorcycle officer from Viridian.

Huh? Ah, you must've met my sister-in-law. If you know my sister-in-law, that means you probably had some dealings with the police in Viridian!

Well, I...

Now, maybe you just stopped to ask her for directions, or maybe you found a wallet on the street and turned it in to her, OR MAYBE YOU'RE A BURGLAR WHO BROKE OUTTA JAIL!!! [swings her handcuffs in a loop like a yo-yo]

I've never been to jail!

Neither have I, ma'am.

That's what they all say.

Hey! Who do you think you are, coming here and causing trouble?!

Did she say...

Trouble?

I think you'd better prepare for trouble!

I'm in the pink, so make it double!

I’m warning you for the last time, sir! [notices Ash and Misty are crawling to the burned museum]

This looks like a job for Stary!

Would you mind coming with me?

Oh boy, where should we go Officer? For a romantic stroll in this beautiful urban oasis?

You don't get it; I'd like you to come down to the station so I can fill out a report.

Great, but it sure is an unusual first date.

He doesn't have a clue...

Hold it right there! These two contestants are frauds! They locked up the real number one contestant and his Marill in a closet and took his place.

Is that really true?

James, talk your way out of this.

We certainly wouldn't have done it if we thought we'd get caught. [Meowth sighs in frustration]

Our original number was 259! How can we make the judges wait that long to see the winners?

We're going to win anyway, so the first-place finishers might as well be the first-place starters.

[erupting into fury] THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! YOU TWO ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

HOW DARE YOU?

AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING BACK!

[panicked] Nurse Joy, my Kingler is--

Your Kingler will be just fine, but I'm afraid there'll be no battling today.

Ohh... that's just great. [He sits down on a bench outside and sulks.] Now what am I gonna do...?

I guess you're gonna have to make do with Totodile, Ash. It's your only Water Pokémon.

Hello, Ash! Hello Misty and Brock!

Officer Jenny?!

Squirtle! Squirtle, Squirtle!

Is that Squirtle...? It is! I can't believe it!

Pikachu

Pika, Pika!

Hey there, buddy! How've you been?

Squirtle, Squirtle!

Pikachu

Pikachu!

But how on Earth did Ash's Squirtle get HERE?

When Squirtle saw Ash running at the opening ceremonies, there was no stopping it!

Every time I see your face, there's just no stopping me!

What?

[Dragging Brock off by his ear] Enough! Love is blind, but you're annoying.

This is great, but what about all it's firefighting work with the Squirtle Squad?

The Squirtle Squad has grown so much, they said that your Squirtle could take a little time off, Ash!

The perfect time, too!

Hey Ash, you could hurry and change your entry!

Yeah! Squirtle, that okay?

[Giving a thumbs-up] Squirt! Squirtle-squirt!

They're gone...

[Growls]

Huh?

[looking up] She got away!

Officer Jenny!

So, you were following her, too?

Yes. When I heard she was here, I came as soon as I could, but too late. She didn't get any of YOUR Pokémon...?

She took my Pikachu!

And my Gardevoir.

Hold on. Who is she?

[presents a WANTED poster of the woman] Her name is J and she's got a fearsome reputation as a Pokémon Hunter!

Pokémon Hunter?

What's a Pokémon Hunter?

The worst you can get! [A flashback begins] They catch Pokémon just so they can turn around and sell them.

[voiceover] You mean for money?

[voiceover] Yes. They can be hired ahead of time to capture a certain Pokémon, or if they think they found a Pokémon of exceptional value, they'll catch it anyway.

[to a Teddiursa] I won't hurt you. You're much too valuable for that. [The Teddiursa she has spoken to starts banging on the jar it is standing in]

[voiceover] And she has her own special method for stealing Pokémon as well. Ruthless.

That's horrible.

It sure is. She's the worst.

[Growls]

What's wrong? You okay?

I can't stand it! And I'm not going to take it. She won't steal another Pokémon. [to the camera] And I'm going to get my Pikachu back - or else!

For some reason, I don't really care who wins this match!

Look over there, it's Brock.

Come on, girls, we found him!

Oh, Brock, we love you.

We love you, Brock.

When it comes to my love life, it's either feast or famine. [A Nurse Joy's hand poison jabs him] Argh! [More hands jab him] Arggh! [In the present day at night, he wakes up screaming] Huh? [The camera cuts to him and Croagunk in the field] Where am I? Hey, Croagunk. But how?

Oh, my. That’s a relief.

Now we can finally relax.

Gli. [winks and licks its lips affectionately] Gligar!

Not again!

Hey! Where'd you learn how to fly?!

[drags Gligar off of Ash] Why didn't you go with your friends?

[winks and licks its lips affectionately] Gli.

I'll tell you what I think: Gligar likes Ash.

[confused] Huh?!

[smiling] Gligar.

[over microphone] You are not allowed up there without proper authorization. Come down here at once!

You could get hurt, Iris!

Iris? Not her again!

How many times have I told you? Climbing that tower is dangerous! Listen, what would've happened if you'd fallen off? Are you listening to me?!

Iris

Sure, I'm listening!

Alright, don't ever do that again! UNDERSTAND?!!!

Yes...

Nurse Joy, it's an emergency!

What's wrong? You seem so flustered? [she and Audino appear with a Beheeyem face, scaring Ash and Pikachu out of the Pokémon Center]

Officer Jenny, help me! Everyone's faces have gotta so weird!

Pikachu

Pika, pika!

Weird? How weird? [appears with a Beheeyem face as well, scaring Ash and Pikachu]

But if you leave, you'll miss the Grand Trial.

Since I'm on duty, I'm afraid I must. I know Melemele Island is peaceful, but police work keeps me busy.