We can spend the rest of day with you for a change!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna put a hat on Perry!
Yes...
ICE CHALET!
I just don't know what to do. There's a nerd-shaped hole in my heart. There's a nerd-shaped hole...
A bully-sized hole...
BBoth
A big, honkin' hole in my heart!
Wait a second! You're singing?! I-I know what this means! You're leaving, aren't you?
I am sorry for my outburst earlier.
No, I'm sorry for putting the GPS on you; Consider it gone!
[Buford pulls off one of Baljeet's overall buttons and they fall down]
Oh yes, this is much less humiliating.
Don't worry, I'll get the duct tape.
He meant on my pants, right?
Phineas, Ferb, Mom put me on noise patrol while she's taking her online test. She needs it to be... [loudly] ABSOLUTELY QUIET!
[from upstairs] Candace, I'm trying to concentrate! [?] Now, let's see. Oh, I know that. It's love. [?] What do you mean "wool"? [Cut back outside]
You heard her, right? No noise. I want you silence and invisible. Got it? [leaves]
Silence and invisible? What I'm I? A ninja?
That's it! Gang, I know what we're gonna do today! [pauses] Speaking of silence and invisible, where's Perry?
Oh hi kids. I want to thank you for being so quiet all afternoon, unlike someone I know.
But but but...
Hey Mom, how your test go?
Well, lucky for Candace I just passed. Anyone for pie?
KThe kids
ME!
[In a stern tone] Mush Candace.
[Pushes Mom away who is still in the computer chair] Sigh.
Yes?
Vanessa?
Doofenshmirtz is my last name, Heinz is my Dad.
Doofenshmirtz, what's that like Chinese?
It's Drusselsteinian.
Right, from Drusselsteinia.
I'm heading over my dad's house if you want to look for your book.
Cool.
I mean if I did half the things they do, I'd get so... busted.
[Stacy opens the Flynn-Fletcher's front door] Uh-oh. I just lost you, didn't I?
Stacy! If I do what Phineas and Ferb were doing, I will get busted and them along with me! It's a sacrificial bust!
I almost got you...
I can take the hit-
...out the door...
-but they'll never see it coming!
...to the mall.
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
FAFrench Audio Teacher
The spaceship is right behind you. Le vaisseau spatial est juste derrière vous.
Hey look, there's Mom!
FAFrench Audio Teacher
Your children are climbing in the spaceship now.
Hi Mom!
FAFrench Audio Teacher
Vos enfants sont à la hausse dans le vaisseau spatial aujourd'hui.
We're going to outer space!
FAFrench Audio Teacher
Oh for the love of, would you turn around?
See ya!
FAFrench Audio Teacher
Oh pour l'amour de, serait que vous tournez autour?
Well when is that ever going to come up in conversation?
Is... Isabella. Hey wait a minute, Isabella we had the secret cute weapon all this time. You!
Don't you see, you can take him. He's only cute on the outside, but your cuteness goes right to your core.
It's a scientific fact. [Picking up the Cute-tracker 2.0] I had to put an 8000 Ohm resistor in the cute-tracker just to keep you from burning it out. [Long pauses, then Phineas fidgets and pushing buttons on the Cute-tracker 2.0]
Candace, I thought I told you to take that garbage out. You are so busted, young lady.
Of course I am.
Hey, where's Perry?
And now, a trailer for an episode we also have no plan to make.
Pay attention up there!
CCandace
Jerry the Platypus?
Ferb, aren't those extinct?
[Meap walks away from his ship as it explodes]
As a matter of fact, I object to this union.
Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of mass transit.
[Meap and Suzy fight each other in the Bango-Ru convention, as seen in the Meapless in Seattle trailer]
The Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42.
MMeap
Meap!
Meap Me in St. Louis.
Hey, wasn't that Suzy stuff supposed to be in this one?
[with high-pitched voice] Uh, I'm gonna go sign for the package.
Carl, your voice just got squeaky! I know that squeaking!
Where do I sign?
CARL, WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME?!
[with normal voice] Sir, Agent P doesn't have his tools. I took them out to clean and repair them.
Something inside me just... broke.
Buford, what are you doing?
The forest is filled with patch-crazed Europeans and I'm a bear in the woods. What do you think I'm doing?
Ooh! Ooh! I know!
Am I on speaker phone? Get me off speaker phone!
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