Perry the Platypus, you totally 1-upped my entrance!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
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[to Baljeet] That was very smooth of you to rescue us at the last moment.
That is just how I'm playing it, babe.
Rubber ducks?
Do not ask me! It is your subconscious!
She has a rich internal life.
Yeah, she's real messed up.
Buford?!
[In the real world]
He just showed up and jacked in!
[In Candace's mind]
You can't come in here!
It's a free country.
No it's not! It's my head!
Jeremy, it's beautiful! I really love it. Thank you. Wait a minute. Where's Buford? [In Candace's mind]
[to Id] I don't care what Freud said about your selfish need for satisfaction. You're alright with me. [Id growls]
So, we need you to investigate, Agent P. Monogram out. Carl, fade out! [Carl pushes a button on a remote which turns the room pitch black, and the only things visible are the eyes of Agent P, Carl and Major Monogram] You can go now, Agent P. [he does so] Okay, Carl. You can turn the lights back on. Carl? [man laughing manically] Stop it, Carl!
That wasn't me!
Smells like my grandma's house.
Have you met my grandma?
You know what I like about our friends? We say things like, "We're gonna douse you in ant hormones." And they're just like, "Okay, whatever". They're so gay.
I'm a genius! For real this time
It's gonna get hot in here! [rips off lab coat, leaving him in just his underwear]
Happy place! Happy place
Just dump it there like a caged guy in a squirrel costume! [Ferb stares] What? I stand by that metaphor.
Check it out. [draws details on the hand he traced] Look! It's Agent T! [shows the drawing to Perry, who stares in shock] What? Too soon?
Cheese!
My inator!?
SSaul
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MAMan at the party
Well, no Saul, no ball. Let's split.
There is a madness to my method.
You've got three seconds.
Everything Phineas and Ferb build- disappears when they're finished. So if I can keep them from finishing the thing they're building, it will never disappear! I call it Busy Bee Busting. B. B. Busting, for short.
You know what? I'll see you, La-La-Later.
Heads I win! Tails you lose!
DHDoofenshmirtz head 1
Really Thats the best you got?
DHDoofenshmirtz head 5
Kind of obvious.
DHDoofenshmirtz head 6
Juvenile.
DHDoofenshmirtz head 3
I liked it.
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