Ferb, did you let me win to save my fragile, nerdy ego?
Oh, I'd never do that.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Yes, Dad?
PERRY THE PLATYPUS ALMOST ATE GUM OFF THE SIDEWALK!
Is that what you called to tell me?
No, no. I- I just called to remind you that I will be picking up you and your Visigoth friends up after the dance.
Dad, it's goths, not Visigoths. And they're punks, not goths.
[The kids are controlling Perry, but they think it’s a game, and Buford starts to hit Perry with his own arm]
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Ferb controls his right foot.
And I move him back and forth.
What we need to do?
It’s the same, lets hit that pharmacist!
NTNarrator TV
Phineas vs. Phineas!
PEPhineas Earl Flynn
Random
Phineas, it was so cool videogame.
DVDarth Vader voice box
The force is strong with this one.
NTNarrator TV
Fight uh. [?] Phineas, wins uh!
Let's see.
HDHendi Doofenshmirtz
[to Perry eats the fly] Random
[Doofenshmirtz has produced an impressive rap beat on the DJ box, [with the help from Perry] earning the praise from Vanessa's friends]
JJohnny
Your dad's kinda cool.
You're my punk-rock boyfriend! You're not supposed to think my dad is cool! [walks up to the DJ box] It only matters that I think he's cool. [smiles and kisses her father on the cheek]
She thinks I'm COOL! [the audience cheers, and Vanessa joins in, waving her hands to everyone]
[At the beginning of the episode]
You know, Ferb, one of the best times we ever had was when we built that roller coaster. [beat] We should do it again! But this time, as a musical! Whad'ya say? We'll do all the same things, except we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source?
Hmm. What assurance would we have that everyone else would also break into song and do the same thing?
I don't know. I think they probably will.
Fair enough. I'm in.
Hi, Candace! Hi, Stacy! Hey, Jenny! How'd the number go?
Pretty good, but I'm still angry.
Well, I guess I'm up. [enters the backyard; singing] I'm just the curious girl 'cross the way. Everyday I come over and here's what I say. Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'! What's the day's activity? Whatcha doin', whatcha doin', by and chance could by include me! Whatcha doin'.
Hey, Isabella.
What'cha doin'?
Building a rollercoaster.
Again? Cool! Hey, Ferb!
[Ferb waves]
Still a man of few words, I see?
Nah, you missed it. Earlier he had two lines!
Wow, chatty.
Ah, the world of a field agent, out in the thick of things. Not like me. [sings] My whole world is this screen, just four walls of a rectangle. But I can dare to dream- [the lights switch off] CARL!
[offscreen] Oh, sorry, sir. I thought you were done. You want me to turn 'em back on?
Nah, forget it. The moment's gone.
[During the end credits]
[offscreen] Oh, c'mon, sir?
No, Carl. The moment is gone.
[offscreen] Sir?
I got cut off twice already!
[offscreen] But, sir, you're very good.
I am?
[offscreen] Yes, sir. I've heard you practice.
Well, I have been practicing.
[offscreen] Yes, sir. And just like the song says, carpe diem.
Well, you can't argue with Latin, can you?
[offscreen] No, you can't, sir.
Alrighty then. [clears throat] My whole world is the screen... [the episode ends, and the Walt Disney Television Animation and Disney Channel Original logo appears] OH, COME ON!
PBPrincess Baldegoon
Maybe, we live.
Okay, you can go now. [running in barefoot, record scratches] Wow. I've been giving all this power and i've chosen to use it run to gold coins barefoot. I'm a genius! Hahaha!
Well, I guess that's it.
I thought I had a few friends over like Stacy and Jenny. Is that okay?
Sure! But no wild parties.
FFFender from Robots 2005
Cool!
RFRodney from Robots 2005
No, Fender, that's not until the party.
YIKES!
WBWhite Blonde Haired Girl
Hey, we were just walking by and heard the music. It isn't this Phineas and Ferb's house?
Well, yes, but…
WBWhite Blonde Haired Girl
Awesome!
DMDucky Momo Kiosk Girl
Hey, Phineas and Ferb are having a party!
But, but, but…hold on. It's just an imitate get together.
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