GGuy
Is this the Phineas and Ferb party?
G2Guy 2
Sure is.
GGuy
I bought Pork Rinds.
G2Guy 2
More Pork Rinds!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Candace?
Mom!
Candace, is that you? I can barely hear you! What's all that noise? [through the other end of the phone] Candace, are you having a party?!
No, no, no, no, Mom! It's not a party, It's an intimate get together!
PMParty members
Candace party! Candace party!
SHUT UP!
Lawrence, there's something weird going on at home. I'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel our trip and head right back. [sighs]
Oh, would you like to yank my chain?
Yes, yes I would.
The entire party has disappeared! Of course! The same divine intervention that takes things away from you guys...took the party away for me! I'm saved!
I wonder where the party went.
Someplace nice, I hope.
Well, obviously, something's amiss. Uhh, let's review: The Go-away inator which missed the condo, should've zapped whatever it hit to an undesirable location. Let me check my undesirable location wheel. "Stonehenge", "Burbank"... "My Pants"?! Why would I even write that there?! Oh, I see, I got it confused with my dry-cleaning wheel. Oh, okay, but...why do I have a dry-cleaning wheel? "I am a dry-cleaning wheel. Why do I exist?" Perry the Platypus, be a mensch and push the reverse button, would you?
Mom and Dad are here. [as the party materializes behind her] Hello, mother, father. What are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's okay. [pause] There's a party behind me, isn't there?
PMParty members
Candace party! Candace party!
Candace, I trusted you. I can't believe you threw a party!
I didn't throw a party!
Well, then, whose party is it?
TBTeenage boys
[push the sliding door open] Candace party! Candace party!
Young lady, you are SO BUSTED! Tell your friends to go straight home, and then go straight up to your room!
TBTeenage boy 1
Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.
PMParty members
Aw!
[Candace sadly walks upstairs to her bedroom in her downcast manner. Phineas and Ferb watch her]
Candace, if it makes you feel any better, you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer!
Thanks, guys. I'll see you in a week.
[Perry comes back and approaches Phineas and Ferb]
Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.
Totally. A platypus would have put it over the edge.
[Perry chatters]
Oh, Vanessa! Thank goodness you're here! A platypus has tied me up in my own pants!
How did my life get to the point where that is not a strange sentence to me?
"I'm your daughter. I will stop being sarcastic and untie you."
[A rock falls on Adyson's head]
Sorry, Adyson
[Dazed] The salamanders are back.
By the way, the best part was when you used him as a table. [closes curtain] BUSTED!
[Angrily] Don't you have a catchphrase to say or something?
What is she talking about? Hey, have you seen Perry around? [Ferb shrugs] 'Cause I haven't.
AArchibald
So, this was to Perry the Platypus.
Hey. Where’s Perry?
My steering wheel is a little loose, I think that-
Well yeah, can you hold it while I tighten it?
[She holds the steering wheel around Phineas]
Well, that's perfect.
If I had a nickel for every time I trapped you. [Clips show Perry getting trapped in every trap with the 5-cent counter reaching up to $1.10]
[answers her phone] Hi, Mom.
[working on Phineas' birthday cake while on the phone] Where are you, Candace? You promised you'd help frost the cake after you got Phineas' present.
Yeah, well, I got a little sidetracked preparing the bust of the century. Later today, I'm gonna show you something you won't believe!
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. [Clips show Candace yelling for her with the 5-cent counter reaching up to $0.75] I guess I can buy a candy bar.
WWorker
Phineas Flynn. Is that the birthday boy I hear?
Yep. [removes helmet shaped like the top of his head] In the flesh.
WWorker
Oh, you and your helmet.
Have you seen Ferb today?
WWorker
No, but I did see a guy in a robotic bird-themed super suit shooting eggs out of his wrist... [Phineas points his finger at her] and that was Ferb, wasn't it?
It's a safe bet. We used a robotic bird-themed super suit to save City Hall this summer.
WWorker
Aren't you a little young to...
[laughs] If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
[Clips show him being asked if he's a little young with the 5-cent counter reaching up to $0.60]
WWorker
Was I supposed to see something just now?
Nah, I was just thinking to myself. It's a clip show.
[rowing a boat] I knew I should've gotten the down payment on the elephants.
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