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Phineas and Ferb

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Baljeet walks over to Buford, carrying a plate of peanut bags]

That better not be insignificant bags of peanuts!

No, no, of course not sir. [he leaves; ripping and clinking noises are heard, then reappears with a plate of peanuts shaped like a cooked chicken] Here, sir. Try our Deluxe Peanut Chicken! Our motto is "so peanutty, you will not even taste the chicken!"

JSJingle Singers

[singing] So peanutty, you won't even taste the chicken!

I better not taste any chicken then, loser! [takes bite] Alright, you survive. For now.

Oh, thank you sir!

[Candace is currently facing off with Buford in Phineas' game show]

Pocket lint!

Laminate!

Dolomite!

Porpoise!

Tralfazz!

Tralfazz? ["TRALFAZZ?!" appears on her podium]

That's right, Tralfazz! ["TRALFAZZ!" appears on his podium]

Fine, tralfazz!

["FINE TRALFAZZ" appears on a puzzle board Ferb is presenting dressed as a girl]

Ooh, bonus!

Swagger. Tony.

[presses the button] Tony?

Why not?

Why not?

Yeah, Tony backwards.

Judges? 30 points! Physical Challenge!

What do you mean physical Challange- [gets a pie on her face, then gets a bag on her head] This doesn’t even make any sense!

We're gonna make the best dang car wash in the dang tristate area, dangit! ...I can't really pull that off, can I?

You're not very street.

[singing] I'm gonna move to the prairie, and change my name to Larry!

Larry?!

I ran out of rhymes, all right?

[after mistaking a beaver for Perry] You have a pet beaver?

WWoman

You have a pet platypus.

Touché.

[Ferb is showering a monkey]

You're giving a monkey a shower?

Yep, had to be done.

Hey, can I say the Perry thing?

What?

You know, when you say, "Where's Perry?"

Okay...?

Where's Perry? Wait! Wait! I can do better! Where's Perry? Where is Perry? Wherefore art thou Perry? I wonder where that Perry went. Ooh! Where is that platypus? Where the P-man at?

Now this is a ship. My, she's yar. Is she ready to sail?

She's shipshape in Bristol fashion.

What does that mean?

What does "yar" mean?

[Flashback to Baljeet brushing his teeth in the bathroom]

TMrs. Tjinder

[offscreen] Baljeet! The Patels are here!

[opens the door] Coming, Mish-taah…! [shocked to see that Mishti is somehow looking much older and flirterous]

MMishti

Hi, Baljeet!

[slams the bathroom door and starts to hyperventilate; end of flashback] So after hiding in the bathroom, I jumped out the window and came over here as quickly as possible. I do not even know how to act in front of a girl! I do not even know what girls like.

Hm. Isn't it like "sugar and spice, and everything nice"?

That is what they are made of. I do not want to build one. Duh!

Y'know, I think what girls really like is romance.

Romance?

Yeah, we learned all about it in this movie we watched last night. Dinner, music, candlelight, and all on a romantic cruise over the ocean blue. Lucky for you, we happen to have a ship right here. Ferb, cancel the giant bottle. I know what we're going to do today. Hey, where's Perry?

So, do I know romance or what?

What.

Phineas [oblivious to Isabella's irritation]: I said, do I know romance or-

I heard you.

[Doofenshmirtz, after Perry destroys his model set of Danville]

[disappointed] You know what, Perry the Platypus? I think it's time for you to go! [Perry is shocked by this] That's right, get out! Your services are no longer required. The lighthouse is gone, and there's nothing you can do about it! So you might as well go back Major Monogram and tell him you lost this one!

[For a moment, Perry looks between the door and Doofenshmirtz, then heads over to the door, but looks between it and Doofenshmirtz, and finally, he leaves in shame as his "Perry!" jingle plays]

Okay, what the heck is that sound? Come on, Ferb, I know we're not gonna do today. We're not figured out what we were gonna do today as the noise keeps up.

If you don't stop that racket, I'm so gonna bust you, empty backyard?

[The wailing stops.]

[closes window] Candace, stop trying to bust your backyard.

Is everything okay?

If by okay, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

That's not at all what I meant by 'okay!'

Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit?

[vacuuming through the ball pit] Yes, yes I am.

Okay, then.

Your name is Ferb?

Well, yes. It's short for— [retrieves Pizzazium Infinionite rod with the vacuum] Oh, here it is.

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