Jingle Singers quotes from Phineas and Ferb

[singing] Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Ugh, that stupid carnival is so loud I can't hear my own evil jingle! [turns to a quartet in a sound recording booth] Alright boys, take it from the top. Louder.

A one, two…

[singing] Doofenshmirtz Evil Inco—

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Oh, what now? [the quartet gets cut short by a loud crash from the ceiling into a pile of instruments; Perry staggers in, playing a banjo.] A banjo-playing platypus? [Perry puts on his hat] Perry the banjo-playing platypus?! Uh, take five, guys. Not you, Perry the Platypus.

Buford

That better not be insignificant bags of peanuts!

Baljeet

No, no, of course not sir. [he leaves; ripping and clinking noises are heard, then reappears with a plate of peanuts shaped like a cooked chicken] Here, sir. Try our Deluxe Peanut Chicken! Our motto is "so peanutty, you will not even taste the chicken!"

[singing] So peanutty, you won't even taste the chicken!

Buford

I better not taste any chicken then, loser! [takes bite] Alright, you survive. For now.

Baljeet

Oh, thank you sir!

Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch Castle!

It's not "witch", it's "warlock"!