As I get older and older, I find it harder and harder to read my small little wristwatch. So I will launch Big Ben into space, and fly it all the way to the Tri-State area! ["flies" Big Ben over to his model of the Tri-State area] La, lala, lala, here I am, I just woke up and I want to know what time it is. [flings the model of himself across the room.] Woohoo! Yes! I'm a genius!
DOAgent Double O-O
Wha - That's it?! That's your whole plan?!
Well, in a nutshell, yes! What do you think?
DOAgent Double O-O
[glances at Perry, pauses] Am I on one of those hidden-camera shows? You realize you could just buy a bigger watch? Or maybe a wall clock?
Yes, but then I'd have to drive to the store and find a parking space, and I'd have to choose from like - dozens of styles ... It just seemed like so much work. This would be much less complicated.
What's that noise? Is that your stomach?
[Ferb nods]
Yeah, I'm hungry too. That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying.
[flashback to last night]
Dad, can I borrow your glasses? I can't see my entrée. You know, because it's so small?
[holding his glasses] Yes, I think we got that.
[Phone rings] S'up, Stace?
Candace, are you sitting down? I don't want you to have an aneurysm.
Why would I have an aneurysm?
Someone just IM'd me that someone else heard someone else overhear that Jeremy is gonna call you and ask you out for a special evening tonight! [Both squeal] Candace, do you need medical attention?
Oh, I need attention from the doctor of love!
[Deep voice] Well, let me take care of that, little lady.
[Both laugh]
Wow. A special evening. [Phone beeps] It's my call waiting.
[Both scream]
Honey, just calling to remind you- [Phone beeps]
You're not on the list. You should have made a reservation yesterday.
This restaurant didn't exist yesterday. I demand to be let in right now.
Oh, I forgot to make a reservation. [Slips Buford some money]
Did that guy just bribe you?
He didn't bribe me. He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion. Now, back in line.
Cálmate Isabella. [Spanish for "Calm down, Isabella."]
[Giant roars and gets his fists out ready to punch Isabella]
[She zaps the giant with the digitizer, then is depixelated]
Wow, Isabella, that was great!
You know what they say: The bigger they are, the harder they de-pixelate!
Phineas, since you obviously won't figure this out on your own, I think I'm the one causing the cute interference.
Don't be silly Isabella. I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning. See, look what happens if I change it back to normal. [the cute meter overloads and shorts out] Oops. So much for finding Meap.
Candace, we don't build stuff to compete, we do it for fun.
And for the ladies. [makes cat noise]
Candace Well, do it cuz I say so!
What? Have you lost your minds?! You've completed humiliated me in front of everyone!
Phineas, all summer long, you built the most amazing things, and the one time I reaching you out as a sister, the one time I count on you, you give me this?
No! Just leave me alone! [runs off] Excuse me!
Ladies and gentlemen, topping our fort is our homage to old-school construction! And now for the rest of it. Ferb?
[Ferb presses a button to reveal the actual fort: an enormous skyscraper that stands at least ten times taller than Thaddeus and Thor's]
Ta-da! Our modern take on a well-known classic!
Well, here's the foyer. All imported marble, by the way. Here's the bowling alley. Pool. Telescope. Terracotta army room. JET ENGINE WIND TUNNEL! And scoring stage with 40-piece orchestra.
We don't, however, have a licorice dispenser. That was a nice touch.
[Thaddeus and Thor are reduced to jaw-dropping silence]
MMandy
Nice going. You broke their brains. Come on, boys. I'm taking you home.
