Lawrence quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Candace

I'm trying to think of things that Mom likes.

Lawrence

Oh, so many things, really. Music, hobbies, you kids. Ooh! You know, what she really likes, is my famous Rhubarb Crème Brulee. I used to make it for her all the time when we were dating. Oh, it made her so happy. [Candace gets up and leaves] You know, I should get out my toque and blowtorch and make one for her today. What a good idea Candace. Thank-you. [The sound of the door opens and closes] Candace? Well, all right then.

Lawrence

Hello lads!

Phineas

Hi Dad!

Lawrence

What the (BLEEP) are you boys doing?!

Phineas

I was just telling Buford about phone booths.

Buford

And I'm not buying it!

Lawrence

Oh no Buford, they were real. They were tiny rooms where you could talk on the phone in private.

Phineas

Yeah! And you'd have to put coins in them to make calls.

Buford

You guys are blowing my mind!

Lawrence

Speaking of coins... What's this here? Behind your ear? [Reaches behind Phineas's ear] It's a quarter!

Buford

How the (BLEEP) did you do that?!

Lawrence

A magician never reveals his secrets. [Walks away]

Buford

Your dad's really great at tricks!

Phineas

Not really, I just keep a bunch of quarters behind my ear 'cause he enjoys it so much. [Pulls a handful of quarters from behind his ear]

Phineas

Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!

Lawrence

Hello, boys. You're just in time for lunch.

Linda

So, what's on the list? Another day filled with big plans? [opens the list] "Herd all the nerfs in Beggar's Canyon, teach the Sarlacc to brush his teeth, and giving a Bantha a shower." That's awfully ambitious.

Phineas

Just trying to make the most of each and every summer day! Hey, we stopped by and saw Luke.

Lawrence

Ooh, let me guess, was he staring wistfully at the horizon?

Linda

Lawrence!

Lawrence

What? Everyone knows that boy would rather be somewhere else. What about you two? The crops are so far ahead, would you like to spend the rest of the summer at swim camp on Naboo?

Phineas

Sounds fun, but we'll pass.

Linda

Well, how about ski camp on Hoth? Don't you boys ever want to see the rest of the galaxy?

Phineas

Not really. We've got everything we want right here on Tatooine. Sand, womp rats, brothers, and banthas. Why would anyone want to leave?