Isabella quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Isabella

Well, that's weird that our floats are floating away.

Phineas

Yeah, well, they are called "floats".

Candace

Absolutely not! You were OFF grand entrance duty! Just go take care of the flowers while I order a cake. Got it?!

Phineas

Well, I guess we could-

Candace

JUST DO IT! And don't interrupt me. [walks away]

Phineas

Wow, she's good. I gotta have her do my wedding. Ferb, make a note.

Isabella

I got it!

Phineas

Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?

Ferb

She went off with someone else.

Phineas

That's too bad. I thought the two of you, Y'KNOW, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love? I thought romance was a forgone conclusion! [Isabella breaks her pencil in frustration] Isabella, did you say something?

Isabella

I need a new pencil.

Phineas

Oh, hey, Candace! So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?

Candace

Well...I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.

Phineas

Aw, that's too bad. I thought, Y'KNOW, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of- [Isabella's head explodes] Isabella...!?

Phineas

Isabella, are you okay?

Isabella

...Peachy.

Isabella

[sits down; Ferb approaches and gives her a rag] Thanks, Ferb. I just don't know what to do... we were in Paris! The most romantic city in the world, and... [starts to crying] He didn't even notice me! [blows her nose] I just feel like giving up, I mean, look at him!

Phineas

Look! A sponge and a starfish! There's gotta be something we can make out of this! Ah! Oh no, that's ridiculous!

Isabella

It's as if I don't exist! I would give anything if he would just sit down with me and enjoy this beautiful sunset.

Phineas

We- we could- we- we could- we could dig a tunnel under the ocean or we could- we could- we can- we can... we- we can't. I can't- I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off this... [Sighs and sits next to Isabella] I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.

Isabella

...No.

Phineas

What?

Isabella

No! [stands up] You are NOT going to enjoy this beautiful sunset!

Phineas

I'm not?

Isabella

You built a rollercoaster through downtown! You made giant tree-house robots! You traveled through time for crying out loud! Twice!

Phineas

But, Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with!

Isabella

Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn I fell in- [uncomfortably changes the subject] ...to this situation with. You showed us all in Ferb's map how this is possible and I'm not gonna let you sit there and-

Phineas

Ferb's map! [jumps up] That's it! Isabella, you're the best! [He hugs her before turning to Ferb, unknowingly leaving Isabella in the trance.] Hey, Ferb, let's see that map again.

Candace

Well, let me tell you something, kid. [Signing magazine] It wasn't easy. But the Forest Fire Girls really needed me.

Isabella

Fireside Girls.

Candace

That's what I said.

Candace

Oh, This is just great! I thought you're gonna save us, I thought you were supposed to be the perfect Firefighter Girl!

Isabella

Fire'!side Girl!

Candace

That's what I said.

Candace

Okay, I learn some skill that... Phineas, you're in the drivers seat, why are you operating with a remote control?

Phineas

Candace, we're too young to drive.

Duh!

Candace

Well, no matter cause we're driving this thing home. I'm calling Mom to make sure she sees this.

Isabella

Hi, Candace! Hi, Stacy! Hey, Jenny! How'd the number go?

Candace

Pretty good, but I'm still angry.

Isabella

Well, I guess I'm up. [enters the backyard; singing] I'm just the curious girl 'cross the way. Everyday I come over and here's what I say. Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'! What's the day's activity? Whatcha doin', whatcha doin', by and chance could by include me! Whatcha doin'.

Phineas

Hey, Isabella.

Isabella

What'cha doin'?

Phineas

Building a rollercoaster.

Isabella

Again? Cool! Hey, Ferb!

Isabella

Still a man of few words, I see?

Phineas

Nah, you missed it. Earlier he had two lines!

Isabella

Wow, chatty.

Happy Birthday, Phineas!

You're the best!

Isabella

Phineas Flynn, welcome to your birthday!

Candace

[inspecting the State-of-the-Matter Transfer Device her brothers invented] What is this thing? Some sort of souped-up techno-geek camera? I wonder what it... [accidentally zaps herself and turns into liquid; angrily] Phineas and Ferb! [A bird comes down and bathes on her] No! Get off! Ew! [gargles; the bird flies off, leaving her in four puddles]

Linda

Well, that's funny. I could've sworn she said backyard. Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be washing a ton. [chuckles]

Phineas

Let's see, we've got horseradish, durians, and turmeric.

Isabella

I've got a mountain yam.

Baljeet

I cannot wait to taste liquified sea salt. [steps on a Candace puddle]

Candace

Hey! Watch where you're steering those sneakers, bub!

Phineas

Candace? You're a smoothie?!

Candace

Phineas, you've got to fix this!

Phineas

That is so cool! What does it feel like?

Candace

It feels like you're in big trouble!

Phineas

Ferb, we're gonna need some sponges and a bucket.

Phineas

Actually, instead of improving one of our old inventions, we should make something brand new! Something simple.

Phineas

Well, what is summer all about?

[singing "Summer (Where Do We Begin?)"] ♪ Summer is running through the sprinklers in your T-shirt, shoes, and... ♪

Phineas

Yeah, we all know the song. But I'm not exactly sure how....

Isabella

[showing up in the backyard; worried] Phineas, Pinky's missing!

Phineas

Aw, that's too bad, Isabella.

Buford

Chihuahuas, that's the first thing zombies go for.

Phineas

Uh, we moved past zombies, Buford.

Isabella

He's been gone all morning! He didn't even touch his breakfast burrito. What am I going to do?

Gretchen

We could put up posters.

Buford

We could do nothing.

Phineas

We could make a portable positronic canine detector using the old factory receptors that Ferb and I were gonna use for our milligram scale purification study.

Isabella

Let's do that one!

Candace

You kids have fun. Really, I wish I could stay and bust you, but I have a lunch date with Jeremy down at City Hall.

Baljeet

City Hall serves lunch?

Buford

I thought they only served subpoenas! [pause] Oh, come on! What's a guy gotta do to get a rimshot around here?!

Candace

For your information, I'm going down to City Hall because Jeremy's working the Slushy Dawg concession stand at the food court there. And we're gonna have lunch... together. [kneels down to Isabella] Don't worry, Isabella. I'm sure Pinky'll turn up. Perry always does. [concerned] Speaking of which, where is Perry?

Isabella

And where's Pinky?

Candace

[with Stacy on the red team] We are so ready!

Isabella

What was that about?

Ginger

Oh, that's our secret code for "I love you, sis"… I think.

Phineas

Good luck, contestants! And watch out for giant worms! On your marks...

Candace

Wait, what?

Phineas

Get set...

Candace

Did he say, "giant worms"?!

Phineas

Go!

Phineas

Ferb, are you expecting someone?

Ferb

[opens the front door, revealing the Marvel Avengers standing at the doorway] Not them.

Spider-Man

Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?

Phineas

Yes. Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did.

You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face.

Isabella

[puts a juice box in his mouth] This'll turn that tin frown upside-down.

Juice-in-a-box? We have nothing like this in Asgard.

[grunting while having trouble putting the straw in the juice box] Straw cannot penetrate!

Spider-Man

Hey, hey, hey! Calm blue ocean. Let me take care of that for ya, buddy.

Thanks, Isabella. Well, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station.

Phineas

Are you sure it was our space station?

It was shaped like your head.

Phineas

Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray.

I was afraid of that. Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back.

Phineas

Ferb, I know what we're gonna d-

Candace

[coming downstairs] Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all... d-d-d-day?!

Spider-Man

'Sup?

Greetings, fair young maiden!

Candace

It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!

Isabella

Candace is gonna lie down for a while. [leads Candace out of the kitchen and back to her bedroom] That's it. Just breathe. They're only superheroes.

Phineas

Looks like you guys have a fan.

Oh, boy. [tips over]

And it's probably good she didn't see that.

I'm okay.

Phineas

Hey, where's Perry?