Mad Max, we're sorry. We didn't mean to disturb you.
But the thing is, if you back up a few feet. We'll be on our way. All right? have a nice day. We'll see you later. Bye-bye.
(Male Voice) Yeah, right. Have a nice day. I got a tick the size of a cockapoo. My master, he went off to college.
Yeah, he was my best friend. Now i just feel like biting something.
Uh, well, i'll tell you, Max. We'll be your friends, huh?
Hmm. Why would you want to be my friend?
Because you seem like a fun guy. Not fun in a laugh-out-loud kind of way, but more of a pleasant grumpiness.
Sure. So it's settled, huh? We'll come by and see you tomorrow. Let us down without...Eating us. Thanks.
See you tomorrow, Maximilian!
(Male Voice) Wow! No one ever calls me Maximilian anymore.
Well, we do, 'cause we're your friends. Let's get out of here.
Yo, aren't you forgetting something? Hey, I left you a little present. I'm sorry. I didn't have time to wrap it. (Chuckles)
You want to get this one? 'Cause my hands are full.
Here comes the choo choo train!
What the--Huh? Debbie, how did you get in my house?
I copied your key at the shoe repair shop in little tokyo. I also gave Mr. Yamaguro all of your platform shoes to be cut down. You'll be wearing flats from now on, my little patient!
How long have i been asleep?
A long time. Did you know that you talk in your sleep? You have a sailor's mouth. You must have cable.
All right, get me out of this thing!
(Stutters) How did you get in here?
(Whimpering) (Male Voice) I let myself in. Oh, Phil, I gotta talk to you.
All right, but make it quick, all right? I'm headed off to festapalooza.
So i found out this morning that Jimmy's not coming home from college this weekend.
Jimmy...Oh, right, your master. Oh, gee, that's too bad. I am sorry about that, Man.
I tell you, I am so bummed. I've been drinking toilet water all day.
Oh, Max, i've tried that, and it's not the answer.
Hey, would a head scratch help?
It wouldn't hurt. Oh, yeah, that's good. Now the ears. Now the neck.
Aw, the chest. That's right. That's the stuff. I remember when i was a puppy and my master picked me up from that pet adoption place. Back then, you could pick me up. (Laughs) That was the happiest day of my life.
Uh, that's fascinating max, but...I'm gonna be late, and my hand's really starting to cramp up, so...
But it's trash day. I thought we could go for a talk and sniff.
Any other day i could, but...I gotta go.
Here's one of my dad's dirty socks. Knock yourself out.
I got my travel wipes, and 2 quarters duct-taped to my calves in case my cell phone doesn't work.
What about that giant foam finger of yours?
(Gasps) Chunks and scraps! I forgot it!
Phil, is there a frog following us?
He's probably trying to follow us to the concert.
FFrog
(Croaks) (Croaking)
Okay, but i'm not sure it'll work on amphibians.
FFrog
I've been looking all over for you, Guys. Mad Max is straight buggin'!
Really? What's wrong with him?
FFrog
I don't know. He busted out of his crib. Said nobody cares. Talkin' about makin' a fresh start somewhere.
But he just came by to see me. I thought he was going home.
Wait, Phil, you knew he was upset, and you just left him?
No! No, I mean...I gave him a sock.
He could get lost! He could get hurt!
FFrog
Yo, he could get jacked.
Yeah, he could get jacked!
All right, Keely, we'll go to the concert. Then, after we get back, if he's still gone, we'll go and look for him.
(Sighs) Do what you want. I'm outta here.
Wait, no...Keely! But he's just a dog!
Yoo-hoo! Yeah, the concert's this way. If she's going home to change outfits...I don't blame her.
No, she's all upset about this dog Max. I--I don't know what she's so freaked out about.
That's Keely. I've known her since the first grade. Yeah, she probably thinks she's doing the right thing.
(Sighs) See, Phil, there are 2 types of people in this world--people like Keely, who are always thinking about other people. Then there are people like us, who i call...Happy people.
So you can't...Do the right thing and be happy?
Well, all i know is my way works. Hey, now, you probably won't be able to get backstage. So i'll see you back at school on...Monday. At least let me sell your tickets! (Scoffs) Unhappy person.
Phil, what are you doing here? I thought i heard max.
Oh, yeah, that was just me. I was calling him in his own language. Max, come on, Boy. It's me--Phil. Come here.
(Sighs) So why aren't you at the concert?
This is more important. I made a commitment to a friend.
Heh. Don't do this for me.
Good. Now, where does a dog go when he wants to make a fresh start?
No, wait. Max did say something back at the house. What...That was it!
Oh, my gosh--Max's bandana!
Hey, Buddy, you want to come talk to us over here?
What are you doin' here? Oh, you want a puppy, too?
No, Max, we're here to take you back home.
Heh, right. No one wants a cranky old gas bag like me.
Hey, that's not true. I know i said i'd be your friend, and i wasn't acting like it, so i'm sorry. But i promise to visit you every day and scratch you till my fingers fall off.
Max, Phil missed the concert to look for you.
Really? You missed festapalooza for me?
You idiot. There's gonna be about 50 bands there. Just kidding. I appreciate it.
Come on. Let's get out of here. Come on!
So you missed the concert, eh? well, I got a pretty good voice.
(Singing) If you're happy and you know it wag your tail. If you're happy and you know it wag your tail. Take it away, Phil.
2Y25-year-old Keely
Hello, Philip Diffy. Is that orange juice for me?
Uh, no, it's for a friend of mine but...
2Y25-year-old Keely
Ah, you mean that little cutie Keely Teslow, the one who is smart, and funny, and one day, gonna look just like this!
No way! Keely, you look incredible and I can't believe you took the New-Ager.
2Y25-year-old Keely
Phil, I'm sorry. I just want to see what I'd look like. But, here! I got it right here. You can zap me back to 14 right now. Can you believe it?
Phil, I have something to tell you. It's kinda akward for me that your here with Alice. I'm talking about the "J" word. Jealous. You know what I mean?
Curtis (in Phil's body): Uh-ka kunga.
Fine, I guess no one can be seen talking to the lonely bus girl.
