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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Keely, Frog and others in “Doggie Daycare”

Keely

I got my travel wipes, and 2 quarters duct-taped to my calves in case my cell phone doesn't work.

Frog

(Ribbit) (Ribbit)

Phil

What about that giant foam finger of yours?

Keely

(Gasps) Chunks and scraps! I forgot it!

Frog

(Ribbit Ribbit)

Keely

Phil, is there a frog following us?

Frog

(Ribbit)

Phil

He's probably trying to follow us to the concert.

Frog

(Croaks) (Croaking)

Keely

Use the wizard on him.

Frog

(Croaking)

Phil

Okay, but i'm not sure it'll work on amphibians.

Frog

I've been looking all over for you, Guys. Mad Max is straight buggin'!

Keely

Really? What's wrong with him?

Frog

I don't know. He busted out of his crib. Said nobody cares. Talkin' about makin' a fresh start somewhere.

Phil

But he just came by to see me. I thought he was going home.

Keely

Wait, Phil, you knew he was upset, and you just left him?

Phil

No! No, I mean...I gave him a sock.

Keely

He could get lost! He could get hurt!

Frog

Yo, he could get jacked.

Keely

Yeah, he could get jacked!

Phil

All right, Keely, we'll go to the concert. Then, after we get back, if he's still gone, we'll go and look for him.

Keely

(Sighs) Do what you want. I'm outta here.

Phil

Wait, no...Keely! But he's just a dog!

Tia

Yoo-hoo! Yeah, the concert's this way. If she's going home to change outfits...I don't blame her.

Phil

No, she's all upset about this dog Max. I--I don't know what she's so freaked out about.

Tia

That's Keely. I've known her since the first grade. Yeah, she probably thinks she's doing the right thing.

Phil

The--The right thing?

Tia

(Sighs) See, Phil, there are 2 types of people in this world--people like Keely, who are always thinking about other people. Then there are people like us, who i call...Happy people.

Phil

So you can't...Do the right thing and be happy?

Tia

Well, all i know is my way works. Hey, now, you probably won't be able to get backstage. So i'll see you back at school on...Monday. At least let me sell your tickets! (Scoffs) Unhappy person.

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