I'm cue ball! Don't knock me in!
I'm cue stick! I'm long and thin!
I'm cue-ter! I aim to win!
S1Corner Pocket
S1Team Diffy
Phil, you're obviously upset. You always crack nuts when you're upset.
Keel, just give me another walnut. I'm not upset.
(Keely passes Phil a nut)
(yelling) That's not a walnut, that's a Brazil nut. Come on, Keely. Get your head in the game!
Mayor De Luca (after he was just pantsed by Andy with his wizard) Look away, kids!!! Look away!!!
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