Barbara quotes from Phil of the Future

Lloyd

Look at all the aluminum foil!

Barbara

Lloyd, put it back.

Phil

So I actually saved us?

Lloyd

I guess so.

Pim

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, he's the bad kid for 10 seconds and that's it? I will not stand for this injustice!!

Barbara

Wanna put the star on top of the tree?

Pim

'Kay.

Keely

Actually, I'm here to see Pim.

Barbara

Why, what did she do to you?

Keely

N-nothing.

Barbara

(screams) Lloyd, get the checkbook!

Keely

No, really...

Barbara

Honey, whatever she broke, injured or humiliated, we will take care of it.

Keely

Honestly, everything's fine.

Lloyd

Hey, what's with the hardball? Just give me a round number.

Phil

Ah! Isn't everything more colorful today?

Barbara

Phil, we've got some great news!

Phil

So do I -- Keely and I are together.

Barbara

Oh, honey, that's so wonderful -- (hugs Phil, pauses) -- in a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.

Phil

What do you mean?

Pim

(mock excitedly) We're going home, Ace! Still up for that hug?!