Breaking news! Four went home sick this morning after eating the low-fat cina-pork muffins in the cafeteria. Was it the pork? Was it the Cina? (in a scary voice) Or was it the muffin? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. You'll find out on "Keely Teslow Investigates." I'm Keely Teslow.
Actually, I'm here to see Pim.
Why, what did she do to you?
N-nothing.
(screams) Lloyd, get the checkbook!
No, really...
Honey, whatever she broke, injured or humiliated, we will take care of it.
Honestly, everything's fine.
Hey, what's with the hardball? Just give me a round number.
Hey, Keely is more than just a pretty face, okay? She has a brain for facts, and a nose for news and a mouth for saying facts and news.
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