Lloyd quotes from Phil of the Future

Lloyd

Nice job.

Curtis

Yeah.

Barbara

I'm not crazy about the rug. (Gasps)

Curtis

Uh, Curtis still have to sand it.

Phil

Great. Uh, Curtis can have my room, and i'll take the garage.

Barbara

If you want to break a mother's heart!

Phil

Don't worry. I'm still your little boy...Barb.

Barbara

Ohhh...My baby's come home.

Phil

Got to stop doing that every time i walk in the door, Barb. Mrs. Diffy? Mom?

Lloyd

Ah. A little snack for game night?

Phil

Actually, Dad...Mr. Diffy, Lloyd?

Lloyd

What? It's fun.

Phil

I...Am throwin' a little party at my place tonight.

Lloyd

Well, since you want to be, uh, treated as an adult...

Phil

"Bill For Food"? (Chuckles) Get this stuff cheaper at the store.

Lloyd

You're paying for convenience. That's why i located here. And while we're on the subject...

Phil

Gas...Electric...Water, internet?

Lloyd

Welcome to grown-up world. You get the gains, you get the pains.

Phil

(Chuckles) Very funny, Lloyd.

Keely

I have to admit...This place looks amazing. You'd never even know it's a garage.

Phil

Hupp, got it!

Phil

Hey...Bruno! And you brought your crew. Come on in, Bruno's crew.

Cool. You got your own place.

Phil

Yeah. Yeah. Would've been long ago, but, you know, parents couldn't bear to lose me. You can see their house from here.

Brought you a little housewarming. Some of Bruno's famous slaw.

Phil

It's...It's empty.

We got caught in traffic.

Keely

Congratulations on winning the teriyaki poll.

You know, Keely, uh...All we can really do is try. But when you try with a little umph, you get umph out of your try...Which makes triumph. (Chuckles)

That's right. Chew on that while i chew on this.

Phil

All right, Everbody, just relax. I'll handle this...And, Bruno, that--that's me, not Keely.

Sorry.

Phil

That's still me. Lloyd, you turned off the electricity in the garage.

Lloyd

Sorry, Phil, but you didn't pay your bill.

Phil

But we just got this party started. Can't you wait to turn off the electricity till later, like, when i go to sleep?

Lloyd

Sure...In kid world, but this is adult world, where electricity goes off when you don't pay your bills.

Keely

Phil, everybody's gonna head home! I mean...What can a bunch of teenagers do in a garage in the dark with no parental supervision?

Phil

You're right. All right. Well, thanks for comin'.

F.Y.I...The slaw container's not dishwasher-safe, so if you could just give it a quick little rinse-ski...that'd be good.

Keely

I'm gonna head home, too. Happy garage.

Lloyd

Phil. Why don't you come in the house for dinner and game night? You can be on my team for (Mispronouncing) Charades!

Phil

That is my home, and that's where i'm staying. I don't need electricity, and i don't need you!

Phil

Can you at least keep the electricity on until i get to the couch? Thank you.

Barbara

Curtis. It was so nice of you to cook tonight.

Curtis

Thanks, Mom.

Lloyd

And delicious! What was this? Beef? Pork? Chicken?

Curtis

Uh...Just say...Not fast runner.

Lloyd

Oh.

Pim

There are so many things i like about Curtis. He's not Phil, he was no Phil-like qualities, and, unlike Phil, he's someone other than Phil.

Curtis

Oh! Curtis like Pim, too. Pim pretty...And smart.

Pim

Thank you, Curtis.

Curtis

Pim good digger, too.

Pim

That's enough, Curtis.

Lloyd

Digger?

Curtis

Curtis find excellent tunnels from Pim's room to back fence. Uh, main tunnel, side tunnel, emergency tunnel--

Pim

Zip it, Curtis!

Barbara

Tunnels?

Curtis

Pim very thoughtful, too. Only use dead of night so not wake up Barb and Lloyd.

Barbara

You...Are grounded. 2 weeks for every tunnel you made.

Lloyd

And we mean above-grounded.

Pim

You knuckle-dragging yaboo!

Curtis

Nrrahh!

Lloyd

Enough! We are all gonna join in a rousing game of (Mispronouncing) Charades and have a jolly old time. Okay? Do i make myself clear?

Yes, Dad.

Barbara

Honey, how can we have game night without the whole family?

Lloyd

I've already asked Phil, honey, and he'd rather be in his garage. he loves it there.

Barbara

Um...Oh...Oh! Oh! Ooh...Oh! Romeo and Juliet!

Lloyd

Yeah!

Barbara

Yes!

Lloyd

Yay! The score--Curtis and Pim, zip, the almighty megalatrons, 3!

Pim

You'd think someone who could barely talk would be better at this game.

Curtis

Ooh, Curtis cut in 2 by Pim wit.

Barbara

Pim, your turn.

Lloyd

Here we go. Ha ha!

Curtis

Focus! 3 word! Last word. Run! Leave! Go! Uh, Pim go! Pim dig! Oh. Pim dig tunnel and leave house! Bad Pim. Pim grounded.

Pim

That's it! You're done!

Lloyd

Pim, down!

Curtis

Pim no scare Curtis.

Pim

Rahrr!

Curtis

Okay, Pim scare Curtis a little.

Pim

Just give me 5 seconds with him!

Lloyd

Now, Pim, calm down!

Curtis

Makalowa tsee-tonga!

Barbara

Curtis! Watch your language! Get--Oh!

Lloyd

Ohh! Ooh!

Pim

(Wheezing) (Whimpering)

Lloyd

Whoa! Pim!

Barbara

What's wrong, Sweetheart?

Lloyd

Another nightmare about the collapse of the capitalist system?

Pim

(Whining) I miss my big brother.

Lloyd

Are we both dreaming the same dream or did Pim just say she misses Phil?

Barbara

It's Pim and she's our little girl and she misses our little boy.

Lloyd

And when did she get freckles?

Barbara

Lloyd, we are losing touch with our children!

Pim

(As A Baby) Is Phil ever coming back?

Barbara

Lloyd, I don't care how you do it, I want you to convince Phil to move back in.

Lloyd

Okay, honey, first thing in the morning.

Pim

(Slap)

Lloyd

Aah! You mean now, don't you?

Pim

Thank you, Daddykins.

Barbara

I'm coming with, Honey.

Pim

(Whimpering)

Pim

(Sighs) Ahh, this mattress flexes to meet my every curve.

Lloyd

Hi, Phil!

Phil

Lloyd. Barb.

Barbara

Well, won't you come in?

Lloyd

Is there any way we can convince you to move back into your old room?

Phil

Gee, Lloyd, I don't know.

Barbara

We promise to always knock before entering your room.

Lloyd

It's your sister Pim, she really misses you.

Phil

Oh. Well, if it's for Pim...Sure. (Scoffs) Kids, huh?

Barbara

He really is growing up. Oh! He dropped his blankie.

Lloyd

Look at all the aluminum foil!

Barbara

Lloyd, put it back.

Phil

So I actually saved us?

Lloyd

I guess so.

Pim

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, he's the bad kid for 10 seconds and that's it? I will not stand for this injustice!!

Barbara

Wanna put the star on top of the tree?

Pim

'Kay.

Keely

Actually, I'm here to see Pim.

Barbara

Why, what did she do to you?

Keely

N-nothing.

Barbara

(screams) Lloyd, get the checkbook!

Keely

No, really...

Barbara

Honey, whatever she broke, injured or humiliated, we will take care of it.

Keely

Honestly, everything's fine.

Lloyd

Hey, what's with the hardball? Just give me a round number.

Phil

Dad, Pim's being nice to me!

Lloyd

(sighs) Pim, stop being nice to your brother.

Pim

I can't help it!

Lloyd

Well then, Phil, whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off!