Roz quotes from Parks and Recreation

Leslie

Okay, monsters! Mommy and Daddy have to pack because we are going to a hotel but Roz is gonna stay here with you.

Roz

Yeah we are gonna have so much fun! We're gonna play games! We're gonna color! ...Maybe we're even gonna sit quietly for...30 seconds!? [the kids run off] Do you think that I could have 30 seconds!?

Leslie

[to Ben] She's fading. Roz! Hey! You are a wonderful nanny. You're tough and strong and you're an excellent caretaker for our children.

Ben

Yeah every time you come to our house we are so happy to see you.

Leslie

I love you more than Ben.

Ben

...

Leslie

I do. If Ben left me I would be sad but I would get though it. But if you left me...I would never recover.

Roz

[touched] Thanks. That helps.

Ben

Things aren't that chaotic.

Roz

[running in] All three of them just bumped into each other and broke everything you own!

Roz

I don't know what that was.

Roz

Two of the three kids are showering in their pajamas and most of Ben's ties are in the toilet. Just like as an update of where things are at.

Jen

I mean this is chaos.