Evelyn quotes from Parks and Recreation

What do you mean that Fairway Frank is not here?

Leslie

Here's the thing, Evelyn: We're not sure that the possum we caught is, in fact, Fairway Frank.

Leslie, whoever it is, it's a possum. And the sooner it's dead, the sooner the mayor can do what he wants with it.

Leslie

...Does he want to have sex with a dead possum?

No!

Leslie

No.

He's not a monster! He wants to stuff it and hang it above the urinal in his office bathroom so that little flecks of pee can get on it forever.

Leslie

Ew.

Leslie

Hey this is a surprise!

Ann

Yeah I just wanted to chat for a sec, you know just so you could hear some things from me. Verbal things from my mouth. Did that sound weird?

Leslie

Is everything okay?

Ann

Yeah everything's fine! First of all, this is Evelyn.

Leslie

Oh hello!

Ann

She is my Health Department counterpart from Eagleton.

There really wasn't a ton of work for me there. Eagletonians are very healthy.

Leslie

Oh well this might be a very interesting challenge for you because Pawnee has the very first documented case of Mega Diabetes. And the only known occurrence of Lou Gehrig's other disease. We've been written about in textbooks.

Ann

Thanks Evelyn I'll see you back in my office. I just need to talk some more words into Leslie's face.

Leslie

So what's your story new Ann? You're kinda pretty. I mean you're not "Ann pretty" but you have potential.

...Thank you but I don't work in this department-

Leslie

Shut your kinda pretty mouth and eat a mustard cookie.