What do you mean that Fairway Frank is not here?
Here's the thing, Evelyn: We're not sure that the possum we caught is, in fact, Fairway Frank.
Leslie, whoever it is, it's a possum. And the sooner it's dead, the sooner the mayor can do what he wants with it.
...Does he want to have sex with a dead possum?
No!
No.
He's not a monster! He wants to stuff it and hang it above the urinal in his office bathroom so that little flecks of pee can get on it forever.
Ew.
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