Ellis quotes from Parks and Recreation

Ben

Guess what's in these boxes everybody. What!? Pizza! That's right everybody chill out, take a pizza break! On me! Ellis! What's up my male? Grab a slice of Za bro!

Ellis

Okay.

Ben

Hey. Dude you play Ultimate!?

Ellis

Yeah I played intramural at Georgetown.

Ben

Dude! So did I! In college!

April

Whoa! You guys should get married!

Ben

Hey Ellis! Elbow! El Chupacabra! Drinking coffee!

Ellis

...What?

Ben

Oh it's a...It's from 40 years ago. Never mind.

Ellis

[on the phone] Yeah I love cupcakes.

April

[grabs the phone] Ellis hates you. And he has herpes. [hangs up]

Ellis

What is your problem?!

April

My problem is you Smellis. Ben told you to finish the website and if you don't do it I swear to God I'm gonna murder you in your sleep. I know where you live. 14th Street right? I'm gonna get a melon baller and scoop your eyes out and eat them. And your congressman uncle is gonna have to buy you a dog to drag your eyeless face around! Do you understand that?

Ellis

Yes.

April

Do it!