[on the phone] Yeah I love cupcakes.
[grabs the phone] Ellis hates you. And he has herpes. [hangs up]
What is your problem?!
My problem is you Smellis. Ben told you to finish the website and if you don't do it I swear to God I'm gonna murder you in your sleep. I know where you live. 14th Street right? I'm gonna get a melon baller and scoop your eyes out and eat them. And your congressman uncle is gonna have to buy you a dog to drag your eyeless face around! Do you understand that?
Yes.
Do it!
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