Dr. Harris quotes from Parks and Recreation

[about Jerry] That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps; forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I have ever seen.

Hey. Yeah I'm gonna leave.

Ann

Oh, Okay.

This isn't that fun.

Ann

Didn't need to tell me that.

Leslie

Eugene! Boy we have a really important job for you.

We'll get to it first thing Monday.

Leslie

Today's Wednesday...Look this is not a request.

Andy

We're acting under direct orders from Mayor Gunderson's dog.

Leslie

Office. I need your two best guys to join me and be a part of my task force.

That would be Harris and Brett...But they're not here.

Tom

Isn't that them there?

Nope.

Tom

Yo Brett!

Yo!

Dude!

Leslie

Listen that stupid possum is on the golf course again. Would you rather I capture it myself and just call you so you can come and pick it up?

Okay!