Eugene! Boy we have a really important job for you.
EEugene
We'll get to it first thing Monday.
Today's Wednesday...Look this is not a request.
We're acting under direct orders from Mayor Gunderson's dog.
Office. I need your two best guys to join me and be a part of my task force.
EEugene
That would be Harris and Brett...But they're not here.
[Harris and Brett are clearly visible in the background]
Isn't that them there?
EEugene
Nope.
Yo Brett!
BBrett
Yo!
Dude!
Listen that stupid possum is on the golf course again. Would you rather I capture it myself and just call you so you can come and pick it up?
EEugene
Okay!
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