Tasha Jefferson quotes from Orange Is the New Black

So there I am, topless, sitting on this bulldozer, like, in a construction site. So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like, "What the fuck? Again?" And then I look down and I see there's this dude down on the ground with his head by, like, the tire. And when I look closer, I see that the dude is wearing my shirt, barbeque sauce all over his face, and he's dead. That's when I knew it was time to make a change. Thank you.

Almost the exact same thing happened to me, but it was tuna salad.

Yo, the Spanish bitches are sitting on too many freakin' pillows, making it hard to see and shit. [She throws popcorn at Flaca]

Cállate, choncha. (Shut up, fatass.)

What did you call me?! [Flaca sticks the middle finger at her while other people are shushing at her]

You break my heart.

Might be true...if you had one.

And you got to stop using slavery every time you wanna justify some foolishness!

I'm just using it as a placeholder till I become Jewish and I can pin it on Hitler.