Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson and Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren in “Unfinished Business”

So there I am, topless, sitting on this bulldozer, like, in a construction site. So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like, "What the fuck? Again?" And then I look down and I see there's this dude down on the ground with his head by, like, the tire. And when I look closer, I see that the dude is wearing my shirt, barbeque sauce all over his face, and he's dead. That's when I knew it was time to make a change. Thank you.

Almost the exact same thing happened to me, but it was tuna salad.