Sid quotes from Only Fools and Horses

Sid

(annoyed that he wasn't asked by Del to make the sandwiches) Oi.

Del

(who is halfway down the coach aisle, taking the sandwich crate to Mike, as Denzil, the previous man responsible for them, has admitted to an ear infection) Yes?

Sid

I want a word with you.

Del

Yeah, what is it, Sid?

Sid

I run a cafe, right?

Del

(looks around) Yeah, right, so what?

Sid

So why didn't you ask me to make the sandwiches?

Del

Well, the explanation is simple. We intend to eat them.

Sid

(clearly hurt) Oh. All right. (He puffs on his cigarette.)

Del

Alright then. (He leaves.)

Sid

There we go Denzil, one bowl of piping hot porridge. That'll warm you up on a cold day.

Denzil

Cheers Sid. (looks at his bowl of porridge) There's a hair in this.

Sid

Give it here.

Denzil

Here's another one.

Sid

Give it here.

Denzil

That's disgusting that is, Sid. If the health authorities saw this, they'd close you down.

Sid

I've been closed down for worse than that Denzil. (to Trigger) I hate these politically correct people.

Trigger

Yeah.

Sid

What'll it be Trig?

Trigger

Er, I'll try some of that porridge Sid.

Sid

This group do a tribute to Robson and Jerome.

Rodney

Why?